8=l < Hello new Karkat 8=l < Welcome to my profile 8=l < I like the red
8=l < Fast food can be tasty but not from the worst place imaginable, I assume

IT'S AN ACQUIRED TASTE.
8=l < Perhaps I need to send you some act001 good food some time 8=l < I do have leftovers and they're still warm

IF YOU WANT. I MIGHT COOK SOMETHING FOR DINNER, BUT I WOULDN'T PASS UP ON SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS GOOD.
8=l < I'll make a plate up

THANK YOU.
8=l < I will be opening a portal near you 8=l < Try not to spook

I'LL DO MY BEST. THANKS FOR THE WARNING. LET ME MAKE SOME SPACE IN THE FRIDGE IN THE MEANTIME.
8=l < Alright it's ready 8=l < Sending it along
[ A small portal will open as promised. Karkat will see Heph's face through it, his arm reaching out with a plate on his hand. There's even a plastic fork. The food smells and looks good! Mmmm. The plate is paper, nothing that needs returned. ]