IT'S INCREDIBLE. I CAN LOG ONTO THIS SITE AND SEE AT LEAST FOUR ACCOUNTS WITH THE NAME "KARKAT VANTAS" OR SOME VARIATION OF IT, AND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM IS UP TO SOMETHING UNIQUELY STUPID. MYSELF INCLUDED, OBVIOUSLY. I'M DOING SOMETHING SO STUPID IT WOULD MAKE YOUR BULBS MELT FROM THEIR SOCKETS AND YOUR PAN LEAK FROM THE FRESHLY OPENED HOLES IF YOU KNEW THE FULL DETAILS OF IT. BUT STRIDER DRAMA? DOING A WATCHPARTY? THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT. SERIOUSLY, KEEP IT UP. ENJOY THE STUPID MUNDANE NONSENSE THAT YOU HAVE, EVEN IF ME CALLING IT MUNDANE HERE INSULTS YOU, WHICH IT WILL. I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I'M YOU, AND IF I SAW SOMEONE CALL *MY* MUNDANE SHIT MUNDANE, I WOULD BLOW MY GASKET SO HARD IT WOULD TAKE EVERYONE ELSE'S GASKET WITH IT IN THE PROCESS. BUT IT'S REFRESHING TO SEE.
I REALLY ADMIRE THE COLOSSAL AMOUNT OF SHEER STUPIDITY IT TAKES TO MAKE A POST LIKE THIS, ACTING ALL SELF AWARE. NEWS FLASH! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR COMMENTARY. GO SHOVE YOUR OWN BULGE UP YOUR NOOK, FUCKER.