
I AM SO OBJECTIVELY ASS AT FLIRTING WITH SOMEONE PROPERLY.

You Being Bad At Flirting? I Could Have Never Guessed
8=l < Compliment something about them that they are in control of 8=l < Their clothes, their hair, their style 8=l < Their %ill if it applies to the situation 8=l < It's a great way to break the ice and get a smile right off the bat

MANIFESTING THAT YOU SOB YOURSELF TO SLEEP AGAIN TONIGHT, NOOKWHIFF.

What A Thoughtful And Creative Insult I'll Be Sure To Be Wounded By That Whilst Sobbing Into My Partners Arms

YOU DO REALIZE THAT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT? I'M JUST POLYAMOROUS?

I Never Said You Didn't Mine Is Objectively Better Than Yours However

WRONG.

Prey Tell Why Your Bundle Of Damaged Goods Is Better Than My Own?

MY "BUNDLE OF DAMAGED GOODS" IS BETTER THAN YOURS BECAUSE MINE IS ACTUALLY A BUNDLE OF ROSES AND SUNSHINE. GO FUCK YOURSELF, I DOUBT THAT YOUR PARTNER WILL.

Sure, Let's Go With That If It Makes You Feel Better Meanwhile Me And My Partner Will Be Spending More Time Together. And My Sex Life Is None Of Your Concern, Id You Wish To Ask Her About It Though Your Statement Will Be Proven Incorrect