Prince Karkat Vantas
@carcinoGreatness
I am Karkat Vantas, top of the fucking food chain
G♋︎♋︎D AFTERN♋︎♋︎N CHITTR
yo crabdaddy so fat hE brokEd through th E Earth crust
D♋︎ Y♋︎U HAVE A PREFERENCE ♋︎N H♋︎W I FLAY Y♋︎U ALIVE, ♋︎R SHALL I STICK T♋︎ MY MO
Would ¡t be bad ¡f ¡ sa¡d t][at ¡ am a MuTaNt?
… I HAVE A FEELING Y♋︎U AREN’T THE FEFERI I KN♋︎W SINCE SHE’S TERRIFIED ♋︎F ME. (F♋︎R G♋︎♋︎D REAS♋︎N)
W)(y would I be scared of you? S)(ore, you speak as loud as your text but you do it wit)( good intentions.
PR♋︎BABLY BECAUSE WE’RE I’M FR♋︎M Y♋︎U’RE THE L♋︎WEST ♋︎F THE L♋︎WBL♋︎♋︎DS AND I MAKE A HABIT ♋︎F PUSHING Y♋︎U AR♋︎UND.
W)(y would you do t)(at? 380 We're great fronds! In fact, you inspired me to be kinder and more patient wit)( lower castes.
… DAMN IT Y♋︎U’RE MAKING IT REALLY HARD T♋︎ BE MEAN T♋︎ Y♋︎U, FEFERI. WHY D♋︎ Y♋︎U HAVE T♋︎ BE S♋︎ DAMN PURE?
I wouldn't say pure!! T)(at's a little unrealistic. You can blame t)(e nostalgia I )(ave for all of you. 38P Anyway, can I inspire you to be a little kinder to t)(ose below you like you taug)(t me?
But, Crabcatc)(, imagine all of t)(e good you can do! You'd be an inspiration. Its t)(e first step to being a good future --Emperor. 38D
IS #PISSGATE COMING BACK? FUCK YEAH OPENING MY MOUTH.
THE FACT YOU'RE PISSED OFF AT ME AND NOT PISSING IN MY MOUTH DISGUST ME. #PISSGATE #NSFW
I HAVE MORE THINGS TO SAY, BUT I DON'T WANT TO RISK PISSING YOUR ROYAL ASS OFF EVEN MORE LOL (:B
Yeah we can do #pissgate again. I'll fucking piss on everything The Crew owns, watch me.
I HATE Y♋︎U JUST F♋︎R TYPING THIS
AND? THAT SENTENCE WAS AN ATR♋︎CI♋︎US DISPLAY T♋︎ EVEN PUT BEF♋︎RE MY R♋︎YAL EYES.