♦ pitied by @carcinogenGayneticist
“start your free trial now” what if i told you i am already experiencing trials and the cost is more than i can bear
my bad gang im old as fuck and dont know how to work my settings i guess you can dm me now
i opened my dms go wild and stupid this is a limited time only if i like ya enough maybe ill moot ya so we can keep yappin
what if i opened my dms im bored as fuck
i dont have friends outside of this ship i dont know who to cry on
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wha happe i crashd
you dont know that
sorry about me or youre welcome depending
it could
woah what a post to check the feed on
there we go all better i am ticking properly again thanks @imJunior
displays my agonies online for free
maybe idk im not keeping track are you? thats kinda cute
dont make me post the cat again
crying
all of their mental illnesses are piled up within me i am not the ultimate knight but the ultimate mental illness guy
nooo
youre so mean to me karkat *sniff*
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and everyone cheered
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duh
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karkats you need to post more
tell me every thought you have had about me ever right now
wait wrong post- oh well
can i come over and whimper and writhe in agony
i need a minute
sometimes the absence is more compelling lets lack something and then feel its presence forever in the empty space where it should be
oh?
you hate me </3
fucking headache days, man. that sucks.
ill get back to posting alright lets see what i got in the banks today
booo booooooo
anyways never set a gear slightly crooked that shit will have you movements lag really fucking horribly until it snaps in correctly
where have yall been ive been here this whole time yall got lives or something smh go inside and touch some fucking keyboard
im ok now but shit that was not pleasant
“For some reason.”
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thanks i need it
i dunno im trying not to assume but three times in less than three hours feels fishy as hell
*sigh* davebot............. *stares wistfully into sunrise/set through window*
i lied about logging off hello who are you im scared
like huh what you want me???
one sec i need to fucking decompress that caught me so off guard
yall i only now noticed i got a quadnote
apology accepted i was starting to think you couldnt be sincere here man
also you were right i wasnt lol
yes i was man why wont you just apologize sincerely here bro B[
haha im all smooth down there but no regardless just apologize like you mean it
hm i dont know if i can even accept an apology from you that sure didnt even sound sincere here karkat i do not accept that apology big k
not at all im just bearing my feelings here and youre stompin on them kicking and spitting on them even how could you dude
sniffle sniffle snot snot or whatever
i am crying look at me dude
look at me im pathetic and crying oil cause of you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b4f5cf6dacc.png
yessir one moment
yes i am oil is leaking from my eyes
B[ sniffle look at that B,[ youre makin me cry here man come on what happened tell ol davebot your woes
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eh not interested im having fun fucking around
i dunno thats up to you i guess i told you how it was gonna end
anxious attachment hiding under ten layers of avoidance
hahaha yeah im well aware
mm i suppoooose
i know truly a travesty no matter once i arrive to where i need to be itll probably tick again
even if i could it wouldnt mean shit right now the clock aint tickin for me just yet
hahaha yeah? what else huh? boop
hmmmmm i dunno i think ive seen it enough to think it just sucks dude
oh yeah? is that so? no joy and whimsy huh i dunno maybe i dont after literal multitudes of memories flooded my entire being ive seen everything do i really need to see it again? i think im good actually haha
lmao i dont know i kinda like when you were yelling at me i can try to rage bait again
nah nah its fine cause the reason is actually like hella stupid and kinda embarrassing so im simply not gonna say fuck all about it
dammit i shoulda kept going when i had the chance oh well anyways the reason why doesnt matter that much
haha yeah im well aware its poor characterization thats absolutely the whole point to get you to keep talking to me in any case i am not burdening my shit on callie and aradia they already poke fun at me for what little i do let slip and i am not talking to anyone else about it so im just gonna keep postin on the internet and scream into the void for the hell of it until i get decent engagement btw troll juno sucks too
oh yeah i see it i see the absolute arc and its trajectory too spinning so damn fast straight into my metal dome even with the loudest fucking CLANG ever to sound in any damn timeline ohh owww that hurt why would you do that i would groan and hold the brick shaped dent in my beautifully sculpted head then you would say something like TAKE THAT AND STOP BEING A STUPID IDIOT or something i dunno dude regardless youll probably call me a pathetic tin can and to get real help in which i would just say i dont want to but even if i did its not like i can anyways im hurling through space and im not really an on call appointment kinda guy for those kinds of things as is then youd say some other shit and probably end up ghosting me cause i simply do not shut up which i mean is totally fine by the way you can stop any time but i will keep replying and like reacting to your posts until you stop
oh incredibly but if trollbama can do it then so can i
also i dont want to
i dont think a therapist can handle the multitude of shit wrong with me plus a bunch of other mes in the same body being yelled at is quicker and easier
got back from flarplanet. I'M CALM NOW. just sad mostly.
i think the baseline is that we were always a freak but im feeling a particular way rn and i need to feel something
damn son tha cute factor gone krill everybody up in here frame dat shit