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꒰i lied i am doing another monster review because i had a very nice conversation with someone so i am #thinking https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/greatestthumbnailbtw.webp lets talk about monster ultra watermelon . anyone else notice this one just disappeared one day ? i think it's getting discontinued so me personally i prefer watermelon less as a candy or drink flavour and more as the fruit itself . however it would have been wrong of me to not give this a proper try . the can is very eye catching with the fireworks and a nice looking shade of red , it's very pleasing on the eyes the smell isn't great . it kinda smells like adding jello mix to hot water and i dont really like it . the taste leaves *much* to be desired though , it just kind of tastes like bland watermelon candy . this isn't one i'd regularly drink and it definitely is never my first choice — it's mediocre at it's best and boring at it's worst . i give ultra watermelon a 4/10 . im personally fine with it being discontinued but for those who like it you can prolly still order it online like most other discontinued flavours . added points because i enjoy the can's design and texture though꒱

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

꒰alright back to shitposting꒱