I must speak my peace… despite finding Rainbowv Drinkers and WVampires terribly attractivwe… I actually hate the Tvwilight movwies, nevwer evwen got through the first one because it vwas so boring it put me to sleep.

its aight man you can just say youve got shit taste
here i thought i found a kindred zzbirit but all i got wazz fucking dizzabbointment WHAT DO YOU MEAN BORING?? EXCUZZZE ME??? IT BUT YOU TO ZZLEEB??? THATZZ A YOU IZZZZUE YOU CANT EVEN BAY ATTENTION TO A MOVIE WHEN ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IZZ WATCH IT TWILIGHT IZZ A FUCKING MAZZTERBIECE AND YOU ZZHOULD BE GRATEFUL YOU LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE ITZZ EVEN ALLOWED TO GRACE YOUR EYEZZ DONT HATE JUZZT BECAUZZE YOU DONT FUCKING GET IT !!!
Tvwilight does literally nothing cool vwith the wvampires until like the end of the movwie, they played fucking BASEBALL! Doesn’t matter if they’re cool ass wvampire doing it, baseball is a boring fucking sport!
VWhy tf do the wvampires just sparkle in daylight, it’s a lame excuse and you knowv it!

imagine living for eternity and not getting a little gay with it
ughh tybical... itzz a LOVVVE ZZTORRY not an ACTION MOVVVIE while yourre ‘waiting forr xomething cool to habben’ a grribbing zztorry about finding yourr one trrue (<3) fated mate while havvving to fight back yourr deeb intenzze obzzezzzzion forr them to keeb them zzafe frrom YOURRZZELF izz flazzhing beforre yourr eyezz and yourre not evvven ZZEEING it UGHHHHHHHH no wonderr you fell azzleeb yourre juzzt blind azz fuck orr whatevvverr..... now i juzzt feel bad forr you </3 ‘nothing cool with the vvvambirrezz’ UGH WHATEVVVERRRR livvve in yourr ignorrance...
No matter howv I respond to this, I look homophobic.

exactly

