↗️I AM KIND OF FOND OF THOSE POSTERS WITH THE MEOWBEAST HANGING GINGERLY ON A BRANCH.↗️ ↘️saying something like↘️ ↗️HANG IN THERE↗️ ↘️or↘️ ↗️MEW'RE THE BEST.↗️ ↘️it is like they are speaking to me directly, except i am not hanging on because i am absolutely and also happily engaging in my myriad of valuable tasks.↘️ ↗️BUT IT IS GOOD EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FOR MY MIDSHIFT BAKED LEGUMESLOP SNACK.↗️
I AM LITERALLY IN PRISON. WASTING AWAY NIGHT-IN, NIGHT-OUT, DAWDLING THE FUCK ABOUT ON MY POSTERIOR SITTING PLATFORM AND TROLLING THE LOWEST OF THE LOW HANGING SAD-SACKS ONLINE *IS* MY JOB NOW. THAT'S THE EFFICACY OF THE BEFORAN LEGAL SYSTEM AT WORK AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT.
↘️if you are in prison then your arguments against me are automatically invalid, waste like the scum you proudly proclaim to be.↘️ ↗️GOOD BYE. I WISH I COULD ATTEND YOUR PUBLIC EXECUTION IN PERSON, BUT I PROBABLY CANNOT, BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST SOME KIND OF LOW-LEVEL CULLSMITH AWAITING THE BARREL OF HER IMPERIAL BLUNDERBUSS AGAINST YOUR FRAIL TEMPLE.↗️ ↘️maybe in the next life, you will be rehatched as a gainful employee. or maybe a decorative water flower.↘️
FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE CUSTODIAN THAT DRAGGED YOU FROM THE CAVERNS BY YOUR SHITTY, MOSTLY VESTIGIAL FORELEGS. AND WHILE WE'RE ON THAT TOPIC, FUCK WHATEVER SOCIETAL DISORGANIZATION LED YOU TO TALKING AND ACTING LIKE THIS! WHY THE HELL WOULD *I* BE PUBLICLY EXECUTED? FIRST OF ALL, ANY SORT OF END TO MY MINDLESS, PAN-NUMBING SUFFERING WOULD BE PRETTY FUCKING STELLAR RIGHT NOW. SECONDLY, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO IN THEIR FULLY-FORMED THOUGHT STEM WOULD EVEN *WANT* TO WATCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT??? YOU'RE SICK!!!
↗️GET A LOAD OF THIS FLOP.↗️
HEY, THE REST OF THIS INFURIATINGLY PUBLIC MEMO. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT HERE? HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY BECAUSE HE *KNOWS* HE'S SICK. HE'S SICK AND HE KNOWS IT.
↘️are they culling you because you are a criminal, or because you are some kind of moron.↘️
I'M IN HERE BECAUSE I WON'T LET THEM CULL ME, YOU DIPSHIT. OBVIOUSLY. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE FIVE MEASLY FUCKING SECONDS TO PRY YOUR SNOT-SWADDLED SNIFF NUB OUT OF YOUR AWFUL LITTLE HEXCEL SHEETS. THAT WAY, YOU CAN PRETEND TO KNOW HALF A GOD DAMN THING ABOUT ANYTHING THAT'S CURRENT AND HAPPENING AROUND YOU.
↗️LITERALLY DO NOT CARE ENOUGH TO CHECK WHO IS SET FOR THE GALLOWS TONIGHT, BY THE WAY. IT IS ALMOST LIKE I'M TOO BUSY AND ALSO TOO IMPORTANT TO NOTICE.↗️
NOW WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE GALLOWS! UGH! HASHTAG FREAK, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING FREAK. FREAK ON A WEAPONS GRADE SCALE. THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU AND I ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS TAKEN CARE OF. AND QUICKLY.