READING THROUGH MY FEED MAKES ME FEEL LIKE PIERCING MY FRONTAL LOBE WITH THE DECORATIVE END OF A PARAMILITARY CODDLING PRONG, AND THEN GOING BACK FOR THE SECOND HOLE. EVERY POST I SEE IS JUST ANOTHER PAINFUL REMINDER THAT SOLIPSISM PROBABLY ISN'T REAL. BECAUSE AS MUCH OF A TOTAL FUCKING NUB-TUG I CAN BE, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I'M NOT AN IDIOT. AT LEAST NOT LIKE THIS. *NEVER* LIKE THIS.
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AND THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONLY THING THIS PLATFORM IS GOOD FOR. QUELLING ABOUT HALF OF MY INSIPID EXISTENTIAL TANTRUMS, AND REMINDING ME THAT THINGS CAN ALWAYS BE WAY WORSE!
HI. ARE YOU EVER GOING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO POST A GIF WITH MORE THAN THREE WORDS IN IT? OR AM I JUST GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER FORTDAY TO HAVE AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION WITH YOU. HASHTAG, WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU VISIT ME MORE?
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YOU KNOW WHAT. I CAN'T LIE. THIS IS GENUINE PROGRESS IN BOTH THE IMAGES AND VISITATION DEPARTMENTS. AS ALWAYS, THE SOONER THE FUCKING BETTER!!