BEING ON THIS WEBSITE IS SECOND TO BEFORAN STATE-SPONSORED TORTURE. READING LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT YOU SHAMBLING THRONG OF SOCIAL REJECTS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT LITERALLY GOD DAMN ANYTHING IS ABOUT AS PAINFUL AS HAVING A HIVE OF RIPPERWASPS SET LOOSE INSIDE OF MY ACHING NUGBONE. AND THAT'S PUTTING IT *NICELY*.
Glub glub O)(. T)(at makes a lot of sense.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF I WAS GETTING TORTURED I WOULD SIMPLY NOT LET THAT SHIT PHASE ME. I'M LITERALLY BUILT DIFFERENT. NEVER HE BECAUSE I'M HIM.
I can't isolate why, exactly, but this user is automatically charming AND relatable.
IT'S TRULY FUCKING BAFFLING TO ME THAT YOU THOUGHT THIS COMMENT WOULD BE ENDEARING OR CHEEKY OR WHATEVER. ACTUALLY GOD DAMN SECTIONABLE. GET FUCKED.
I get ragging on the low median intelligence of the platform, but your puss is a touch too sour for someone who's only just arrived. You really should conserve some of that energy. These people will plumb the depths of your disappointment beyond your current comprehension.
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF PERSON I AM. THE KIND OF DECREPITUDE AND STUPIDITY THAT PLAGUES ME AND MY WRITHING FUCKING ANGUISH BLADDER AT ALL TIMES OF THE NIGHT, EVERY NIGHT, JUST FOR HAVING BEEN HATCHED. TRUST ME. I'M ALREADY BEYOND THE POINT OF BELIEVABILIY. I KNOW THIS SHIT IS STUPID, AND UNFORTUNATELY, I'LL PROBABLY BE FINE.