AFTER BEING GIVEN A GENEROUS DONATION OF DAMARA MEGIDO TIME CLONES!!!! I, DEXTER VUZREI, HAVE CONDUCTED MY EXPERIMENTATION ON THE ALTERNATE'S MIND!!!! THIS POST WILL BE MY SUMMARY OF MY FINDINGS!!!!! THOSE THAT WILL READ THIS POST WILL THINK THAT THIS EXPERIMENT IS UTTERLY UNMORAL BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT TIME CLONES ARE PEOPLE TOO YADA YADA!!! AND TO THAT!!! I SAY!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!! TAKE YOUR YADA YADAS AND BLAH BLAHS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!! NOW THE PURPOSE OF THIS EXPERIMENT IS TO STUDY THE BRAIN LENGTHS OF ALTERNATE DIMENSIONAL CLONES AND IF THEY DIFFERENTIATE FROM EACH OTHER!!! THINK OF THIS LIKE THAT ONE "WOULD IT BE MASTURBATION OR SEX IF I FUCKED MY CLONE" THOUGHT EXPERIMENT!!!!! I PUT THE TEST SUBJECTS INTO AN EXAMINATION ROOM WITH A BRAIN PROBING DEVICE HOOKED UP TO THEM!!! THEY WERE NOT IN ANY PAIN!!! IT WAS LIKE WEARING A HELMET!!! THEY WERE THEN MADE TO WATCH ALL 24 SEASONS OF TROLL FAMILY GUY AND AFTER THAT THEY WERE MADE TO WATCH ALL 37 SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS!!!! LOOKING AT THE BRAIN LENGTH CHART!!! IT SEEMS LIKE THERE WAS A BOOST OF INTEREST IN MOST OF THE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONES' BRAIN ACTIVITY WHEN THEY WERE WATCHING FAMILY GUY!!! WHILE THERE WAS A BOOST IN BRAIN ACTIVITY DURING THE SIMPSONS PORTION!!! A LOT OF THEM SEEM TO AGREE THAT THE SHOW FELL OFF AFTER SEASON 10!!!! EXCEPT FOR ONE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONE!!!! THAT ONE'S BRAIN ACTIVITY KEPT SPIKING UNTIL IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR THE MACHINE TO HANDLE!!!!! THE NEXT PORTION OF THE EXPERIMENT WAS THAT I PUT ALL OF THE CLONES INTO A ROOM WITH TYPE WRITERS!!! ALL OF THE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONES WERE FORCED TO WRITE SOMETHING ON THE TYPE WRITER!!!! MOST OF THEM WROTE ABOUT HOW BORED THEY WERE!!! SOME OF THEM WROTE ABOUT THINGS THAT I CANNOT SAY HERE!!! THERE WAS ONE THAT WROTE EROTICA ABOUT ME WHICH WAS NICE I GUESS!!!! THOUGH THEY WROTE ME A BIT OUT OF CHARACTER!!!! HOWEVER, THE ONE THAT EXPERIENCED EXTREME BRAIN ACTIVITY DURING THE LAST EXPERIMENT JUST WROTE "WHY" OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! WHICH WAS STRANGE!!!! SO I POKED THAT ONE WITH A VERY LONG STICK AND SHE JUST KINDA...STOPPED MOVING??? I THINK SHE DIED!!! EVENTUALLY!!!! I GOT BORED AND ALL OF THE TIME CLONES WERE "LET GO"!!!! THEY WERE ALL GIVEN EXACTLY THREE OREOS AND A JUICE BOX BEFORE BEING "LET GO"!!! AND WHAT DID I FIND OUT AFTER THIS EXPERIMENT?? NOTHING ALL THAT INTERESTING!!! THE CLONES HAVE SIMILAR PERSONALITIES BUT THEY'RE DIFFERENT ENOUGH TO BE INTERESTING!!! #HORROR #HUMAN-EXPERIMENTATION #NSFW #NOTHINGSEXUALHAPPENEDBUTBETTERSAFETHANSORRY #VIOLENCE?
the real differen(es happen in universal differen(es. time(lones are all prett7 similar
I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING TO HAPPEN!!!! I WAS REALLY BANKING ON THE IDEA THAT THEY WOULD FIGHT EACH OTHER!!!!
the7're too similar to reall7 get into that if damara's not the t7pe