-> alright. indigos, don't think we're getting off free because we share a caste. we fall into three groups. brown nosing bootlickers who would be entirely willing to subsist on fish bathwater if it was possible, self absorbed weirdos who shut themselves in because they think their obsessions and/or projects are a suitable replacement for interpersonal interactions, and cantankerous fucks with opinions who act like everyone else who disagrees with them are wrong. (hi i'm here.) seriously. go outside. touch grass. maybe even go to the beach and pound sand even! just remember to take a shower first. wouldn't want the fish to catch a wiff of you.
ERMMM!!! ACTUALLY!!! I DO NOT SHUT MYSELF IN!!! I AM A VERY SOCIAL AND FUN LOVING PERSON!!!! I ALSO HAVE MULTIPLE FRIENDS, SOME OF WHICH ARE PARASOCIAL, BUT I DO GO OUTSIDE!!! AND TOUCH GRASS!!! SO AGAIN I TELL YOU TO CHANGE YOUR POST AND INCLUDE ME!!!!
I USE THEM FOR MONEY AND PUBLICITY!!!! BUT DEPENDS ON THE FISH!!!!
HMMM...A LOT MORE FITTING BUT I THINK I, DEXTER, DESERVE A HATE POST OF MY OWN!!!!! BUT I AM SATISFIED FOR NOW!!!
WHAT IF I CUTELY BATTED MY EYELASHES AT YOU?? WOULD THAT MELT A TEENSY BIT OF YOUR FROZEN HEART??
WHAT IF I ADDED IN A CHARMING "PLEEEEEEASE?" INTO THE MIX?? MAYBE ADD A LITTLE CHERRY ON TOP??