Tentatively adding genetic manipulation to t)(e itinerary.
Its a little craysea! I was just minding my own business and came )(ere on suggestion from one of t)(e )(umans in my timeline, actually. Well, less "suggestion" and more "I )(eard t)(em glubbing about it and got curious", )(e)(e. Does your Feferi call )(erself Life Empress? T)(at sounds pretty cute, t)(oug)( I'm a fan of t)(e crowd-sourced and locally funded title I was assisted in coming up wit)(, mys)(ellf.
YEAH, SHE DOES. WE'RE ALL [ASPECT] [EMPEROR/EMPRESS]. IT MAKES SOME OF US SOUND SIGNIFICANTLY MORE INTIMIDATING THAN OTHERS.
I can imagine it sounding pretty adorabubble in more t)(an a couple of cases, and maybe a little seely in some ot)(ers. But you, Sollux and Gamsea? )(oo, boy.
WE REALLY CAME OUT SOUNDING FUCKING INSANE. IT WORKS ENOUGH TO KEEP THE TROLLS IN LINE, THOUGH.

