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1 dont care 1f th1s 1s uncharacter1st1c of me. but. fuck1ng damn 1t. god fuck1ng damn 1t. 1 m1ss her. 1 m1ss MY buggy, the one 1 worked on for SWEEPS. she was fast, she was charm1ng, she was rel1able, she was everyth1ng 1 ever wanted and more 1n a buggy. 1 bu1ld her and rebu1lt her more t1mes than 1m w1ll1ng to adm1t. 1 knew the w1r1ng l1ke the back of my prong. the tolerances came l1ke second nature. 1 could tell the t1re pressure just by look1ng. she was a ser1al drag race w1nner and wasteland beast. small but m1ghty. but no longer. she has s1nce passed by the fuck1ng meteor smash1ng her 1nto sm1thereens upon sgrub game entry. noth1ng rema1ned beyond the panel w1th the star on the s1de, wh1ch 1 naturally put up 1n my h1ve 1n memor1am due to the nature of my fuckass planet be1ng a G1ANT FUCKOFF DESERT, the STUP1D FUCKOFF GAME dec1ded 1 needed transportat1on anyway. but rather than spar1ng my dearest buggy, 1t K1LLED HER V1OLENTLY AND UNJUSTLY, and gave me a comparat1vely STUP1D FUCKOFF P1ECE OF SH1T EXCUSE OF 4 PANES OF METAL AND A STEER1NG WHEEL w1th NO fuel eff1c1ency, the turn1ng rad1us of a 50 foot tall preh1stor1c lusus, and breaks that would rather k1ll 1tself and take me w1th 1t, and honestly? 1 w1sh 1t would! 1 w1sh 1t would take us both off a cl1ff and end both our m1ser1es 1n one shot. 1 HATE th1s fuck1ng th1ng. 1 hope 1t explodes randomly so 1ll never have to deal w1th 1ts BUSTED EVERYTH1NG. next t1me 1t breaks down 1m leav1ng 1t for the 1mps to r1p apart. except they wont! not w1th th1s th1ng! bc 1ts a p1le of rank sh1t that even the 1mps wont scavenge! can you fuck1ng bel1eve that? the only th1ng 1 could do was g1ve 1t a bare m1n1mum pa1nt job w1th the left over pa1nt from my dearly departed. th1s fuck1ng th1ng was all black before. a black buggy 1n a fuck1ng desert. th1s game wants me to d1e fr, but of a heat stroke sooner than any of the quests would ever do. once 1 dont need th1s glor1f1ed p1ece of crap 1m go1ng to set off a metr1c ton of explos1ves and send 1t off to buggy hell from whence 1t came

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I am parted fr.o°m mine cuurrently and it is painful I am s.o°rryy f.o°r y.o°ur l.o°ss it is like the l.o°ss .o°f a lusus .o°r quad I am understanding this

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sokar1 you are the only one who gets me about th1s fr

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[⚙︎ I think if someone fucked up my buggy irreparab|y I wou|d |ose myse|f to indefensib|e vio|ence for a bit. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Which is to say, sorry for your |oss. ⚙︎]

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|t |s Never Easy Los|ng A Fr|end.

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1 m1ss her ptolmy, 1 m1ss her a lot

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yeah thats exactly what happened ngl

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