
⧃ I am going to be entirely honest and admit I fell asleep in the office break room.

POINT OF ORDER! you were sleeping on the job. Unsurprising

⧃ Why are you my enemy now? Because I would not get my name change notarized?

CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! you agreed it would be more professional. you admitted it would be funnier. but it was apparently too much effort. READING ONTO THE RECORD! there is no such thing as too much effort. the specific course of action doesn't matter so much as the commitment to it

SIDEBAR! i can't believe i rechitt'd your aphorisms. I should have known you didn't mean them because you are a hollow spineless husk of a troll

⧃ Good gravy you are dramatic. The bit is over. What do you want from me?

1f you don’t already have a break room couch you need one. and a comfortable blanket. and a p1llow there for des1gn t1e 1n. just say1ng