Nepeta Fields
@catlikeAura
Human turned into red cartoon heart turned into robot who then godtiered and ascended to the Ultimate Self. It's complicated. NSFW ahead!!!
:33< women and #girlbulge!!! :33< #nsfw
:33< huge fan of #girlbulge right here! :33< #nsfw
do you believe in magic
CROSS EXAMINATION! How the fuck are you supposed to answer when your moirail asks if you would still love them as a worm because it's apparently NOT HOW I ANSWERED
CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! (would the defendant recognize a screenshot of their DMs) (yes) (pemission to approach opposing counsel) (granted) (would your highblood like a courtesy copy) (yes) (permission to approach the bench) (granted) (permission to approach opposing witness) (granted) (without going into the contents of this exhibit what is it) (a screenshot of my DMs with corvoe) (does this appear to be a fair & accurate representation) (yes) (has it been changed or altered in any way) (no) (prosecution moves to enter exhibit #whatever into evidence) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f6257c2f6f1.png
I stand with you! The evidence provided is conclusive that you very obviously gave the correct answer of yes.
OBJECTION! CORVOE CAN SEE IT WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY WRITE "PERJURY" IN MY HEADING
Mostly because I only just now learned what perjury means
POINT OF ORDER! wrigglers aren't allowed on this platform.
OBJECTION! I am NOT a wriggler!!! It cannot even be argued that I am old enough to loop back around to being young, because I'm pretty sure my age has not surpassed max integer limit!
♡ I'M GOING TO HAXK INTO THIZ WEBSSITE ANDMAKE ITSO ITX IMPSOSUEBLE TO BLCOKC ME THEN WEELL SEE WHOZ LAUJGUJNG !!! YOURE GORIJG TO GET YOUR IP TRAXKCED DOWN AND WHWN I FIDN OUT HOW TO GET TO ALTERNIA I WILL SKINN AND EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!! #VIOLENCE #VIOLENCE #VIIKENBCE #VIOKENENCE #RHRHAHDHRRRHHRDHDHDYY ♡
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. tthat iz n0t a ttypica1 reacti0n tt0 being b10cked. hmn. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] b10cking z0me0ne iz n0t being mean. it iz zimp1y zetting a b0undary. [END MESSAGE]
♡ NO OUNE RESPECTZ MYYYY BOUNDARY OF WANTING TO BITE THEM AND PULL THEIR HAIR!! WHY SHOULD I REPSSCT THEIRZ!!! ♡
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zee y0u are having a 10t 0f big fee1ingz ab0ut tthiz. tthat iz a1right. i fee1 1ike we may need tt0 define what a b0undary iz az a b0undary iz n0t z0mething y0u *want* tt0 d0. it iz z0mething y0u d0 *n0t* want tt0 d0 0r have d0ne. it iz a 1imit. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] iz everything a1right? [END MESSAGE]
Sorry, ignore her. She's an extremely unstable variant of me. The littlest thing she interprets as mean or a personal grievance sets her off, which includes people just genuinely disliking her. She'll be fine when she forgets in an hour
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthank y0u f0r tthe c0ntext. [END MESSAGE]
All it took fur her to lose her shit was one account blocking her? I can't believe she's technically related to me e_e
See and you wonder why people block you and why my whole team practically pretended you didn't exist
Feed is purretty quite atm, think I'm just gonna paw off fur the rest of the day instead of scrollin' #nsfw #girlbulge
...*Quiet. My computer brain is more focused on schlicking than typing ok!!
* i have got to get freakier #suggestive
｢kekeke~ don't ai-chan and i look kyutesy here? (*´∀`)｣
...wait fuck why the actual fuck did I post that?! ...that was supposed to stay in drafts! ...that was supposed to stay in drafts!!!
It's so cute when people slip up like that like oh nooo mew totailly didn't want that to pawst accidentailly
...okay look it's so late I can literally see the sun starting to set and I haven't gone to cupe yet ... I didn't actually want to post that you know!!! ... I dropped my palmhusk on my face and it sent
A likely story!!! But, one little detail I have noticed... IS THAT THISS SITE HAS NO DRAFT FEATURE!!! Don't denya it, mew typed that up knowingly -w-
...when I say drafts I mean that I write it out, take a screenshot so I remember what I was considering or planning to write, and then cancel the chitt ... this isn't spaceship science. ...I typed it knowingly, sure??? I sure as hell didn't send it on purpose
Ah, but why type it in the chitt box in the furst place instead of mewsing a text document, or a notes app!! >wó
...because I like seeing how it looks in the chitt??? ...why the actual fuck are you so persistent in trying to find evidence for something that genuinely isn't true???
I'm over a trillion sweeps old. I've been around the block and knowww when someowne's full of shit most of the time. Besides, it ain't a bad thing! I used to do the same when I was an 11 sweep old human. Just funny how in denyal mew are is all
******* Punch cops; sorry that was the wrong word; punch pigs. *******
Hey, that's an insult to pigs! They are incredibly clean creatures, which cops are not.
******* You're right; I shoulda known better; I'm sorry to pigs; but kill cops. #violence *******