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@catlikeAura

Human turned into red cartoon heart turned into robot who then godtiered and ascended to the Ultimate Self. It's complicated. NSFW ahead!!!

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WHY DOES MY FUCKING DICK HAVE A CRAMP I'M A ROBOT #nsfw

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??????

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Oh nvm I just saw the post.

Ughhhhh the narrative had a change of plannnnnnn and now I have to waitttttt for those guyssssssss to beat up former alliesssss from an alternate realityyyyyyy where they killllllled all of our teammmmmm so that the alpha timeline version of meeeeee can pupate into a body for fucking Gasterrrrrr ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I HATE being a doomed Ultimate Self. Way to go alpha timeline me, getting yourself turned into a moth amalgam goner thing. What a dumbass

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what the fuck is it with random douchebag's and being able to say gmans name. for lord english it make's sense hes like "above" it or whatever. but then there was the fucking catgirl ghost rose and now some random robot. stop fucking saying it it hurt's to look at

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@karmaDagger[KD]

:P

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Just a fewww more hours

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#vagueposting oops Sent too early

My class analysis is that classes don't do shit, it's the YOU that is doing the shit! Like, I'm godtiered and I don't even have a freakin' class. It doesn't matter!

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how doess godtiering withthout a classss work?

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Dunno, it might be something specific to my team. We live in an anomalous town that pulls a buncha stuff from other realities, one day a weird slab with every aspect symbol on it showed up, and we godtiered with it but didn't get any specific classes. We were just dubbed "Hero of" followed by our respective aspect.

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@catlikeAura[CA]

Well, lived, they all died while we tried to fight a big green douchebag. But I live in a doomed timeline anyway so I don't care much

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@catlikeAura[CA]

ththat iss deeply ffasscinating! sshame abbout your ssessssion and your matess bbut at leasst you are accepting it withth grace? curiouss eventss indeed

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Oh, we never had a session. I was the only one of us who technically played Sburb, and that was cause I crashed some other loser's session to grind enemies and steal their alchemy equipment :P And they died a looong time ago. All that's left of our reality is a buncha rainbow glowy glass

@catlikeAura[CA]

interessting, i had no idea ssbburbb wass capabble off ththat. i ssupposse withth ssuch a complex 'game' and your unique reality anyththing could happen

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Everything can happen everywhere! The multiverse is infinite :)

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It's funny, out of all the FATAL spells I know of, it's only 2 of them that aren't actually 'FATAL'; Snowgrave, and Red Mist. Makes a girl wonder why they're even classified as fatal spells at all

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Try our N"E"W Snow Slush"E"! It's sure to put YOU in YOU'RE SNOWGRAVE's! #giasfelfebrehber

@iceE[IE]

Hahaha, so true!

@catlikeAura[CA]

I'm sorr"E", I didn't quite understand that command. Please r"E"phrase. If you n"E"d to contact customer support, f"E"l fr"E" to do so through our DMs. Our Social M"E"dia manager will help you out shortl"E"!

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Never heard of the other one, but I can confirm that Snowgrave and upgraded variations do actually deal fatal damage, it's just that the mechanics of fatal damage in general are a bit scuffed so that's not its main use case.

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@voxAngeli[VA]

The other one's a spell I unlocked when my soul itself tempawrarily became a party member. Long story

@catlikeAura[CA]

Huh. Alt of The Passenger, then? I'd ask that if we're going to elaborate we do so in DMs because doing so in public would make me extremely doxxable.

@voxAngeli[VA]

Sure thing :P

So nice to get my #Soul outta this robo vessel every once in a while to fly around pawssessin' the few remaining people alive in my reality and messing around

Being older than my entire mewniverse apparently does not automatically mean I've grown out of social anxiety. My whole "being evil causing genocide and brainwashing millions of alt selves to kill alt versions of myself and my friends" thing purrobably has somethin to do with that? Anyway my furst #sicknastysunday kinda blew beclaws of that WHOOPS but hey at least I appurrently came once while unconscious on a couch #nsfw #girlbulge #yesthattagisrelevanthere

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'Nother parallel timeline version of myself is sexually frustrated as hell at #sicknastysunday lmfao. Being an Ultimate Self is hilarious cause I get to laugh at the me's that aren't me when they're having a bad time. Maybe I'll take pity and go there myself fur selfcest........ Nahhhhh #nsfw

I pity anyone who thinks living under Meenyah's rule would be a good thing fur them. No offense but mewre LITERALLY a younger Condesce

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#GIRLBULGE!!!!!!!!! in my MOUTH NYAOW PURRLEASEEEEE!!!!!! #nsfw

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All it took fur her to lose her shit was one account blocking her? I can't believe she's technically related to me e_e

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♡ KILL YOURSWLF ♡

See and you wonder why people block you and why my whole team practically pretended you didn't exist

Another thing not a lot of people know is that it's dreambubbles all the way down. That and my previous post are both key to how Hope is the 'strongest' aspect, because it is literally Belief itself!

Not a lot of people know this since they take SBURB at face value, but a fun fact about classpects is they work entirely off of personal interpretation! And the game guides that a certain way with lore from consorts and such, but it's by no means rigid. Two Seers of Mind could use their powers the same, similarly, or entirely diffurent! This is why I'm so pawerful as an Ultimate Self with the Blood aspect :3

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Feed is purretty quite atm, think I'm just gonna paw off fur the rest of the day instead of scrollin' #nsfw #girlbulge

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...*Quiet. My computer brain is more focused on schlicking than typing ok!!

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Not sure I'm big on the idea of a weird route Noelle variant mediating my posts. What does that even mean ?_? Not to mention I can't help but feel like I had some part in that even though at the time it was just a silly game on my clawmputer

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Just remembered my wife in this timeline died haha I can slut out over #girlbulge all I want here :) Anyway I'm a robot so by all legal ramifications I am an object to be used whenever and however people please!! #nsfw

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Unfollowed the nsfw tag in favor of following the girlbulge tag because at least then I'll get notifications about girlbulge instead of Every Single Fucking NSFW Post #drooling #girlbulge #nsfw #thisrobotisHORNY

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99% OF TH3M 4R3 GO1NG TO B3 FROM SH1TP3T4 BTW

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You say that like it's a bad thing !

Bro thinks the Alien in Alien is called "the Alien" bo dipshit its species is Xenomorph at least watch the movies if you're gonna talk shit, larpmeister

I'm such a sleepy little kitty I sure hope no one violates me while im vulnyarable >wO #nsfw #somnophilia #technicallyneverthatvulnerablebecauseofUltimateSelfshenyanigansbutshhh #noncon? #iguess

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