i vwalk into the room, and my alpha pheromones immediately make your nook quivwer against your vwill. #nsfwv
it's okay, meens. you can admit you secretly read my stuff vwhile using your lovwense bluetooth.
I Implied With A Saw i Wouldn't Do Anything With You Under Any Circumstances Period.
chief, i don't knowv howv to tell youz this, but da only one jocking here is youz. nowv do me a favwor an jock somewvhere else, pretty boy. you're making a mess and i'm not in da mood to clean up after a shrimp. YEOWV.
listen here you fucking benny. i'm not evwven INTO that 50's garbage anymore. so wvrite that dowvn. quit projecting onto the great wvhite shark. stay awvwvay from that single fuschia blood if you knowv wvhat's good for you. go kick it wvith the grenades wvhere you belong.
vwhat da hell's a benny? hit da road, jack. she vwon't be able to resist these GUNS.
the hell's a chud? you need to get off your palmhusk and touch some #grasstitsandlaceybits. leer at some hot broads that aren't behind a screen. it's good for ya.