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@celestialAbsurdity
i ha\ /e no name, for i am but two days old..... just kidding. you can call me, '\ /.' icon by: @teleVisionary
7he memo is laughing a7 me, so all my 7hough7s and ideas are ge77ing pumped ou7 righ7 here, righ7 now. I've been on 7he hun7 for 7he fuschia bearing 7he Pimini sign for qui7e some 7ime now. Many a sleepless day have been spen7, firs7ly, swea7ing my ass off or working, and secondly (and mos7 impor7an7ly), gabbing 7o as many old 7rolls as I can. Now, why old 7rolls? Well, I don'7 know if any of you no7iced, bu7 i7's kind of fucking hard 7o ge7 your hands on his7orical documen7s direc7ly from 7he empire, which could mean any7hing. 7he only reliable way 7o ge7 informa7ion is going and speaking 7o primary sources, which means I've learned a lo7 abou7 Colony XX5 from a revolu7ionary s7andpoin7. For obvious reasons, I can'7 de7ail my findings, nor do I par7icularly wan7 7o join any resis7ance movemen7, nor am I feeling inclined 7o go missing or die. I wan7ed 7o be a legislacera7or more 7han any7hing; if 7here's anyone who should ha7e 7he resis7ance, i7's me. Capiche? Anyway, wha7 li77le I can ge7 in7o is pre77y in7eres7ing. Apparen7ly, my assump7ion 7ha7 7he revolu7ion 7ook place immedia7ely prior 7o my arrival on Colony XX5 was wrong. We've been in a sor7 of ebb and flow when i7 comes 7[💎💎💎JACKPOT💎💎💎]o change here. 7he firs7 7ime 7he colony revol7ed was, if 7he oldes7 indigo I've ever me7 is 7o be 7rus7ed, ~1,000 sweeps ago. I do no7 have 7o communica7e how ridiculous 7his 7imeline is, bu7 I do have 7o inform you 7ha7 7he colony is es7ima7ed 7o be be7ween 1,000-500 sweeps old. We're a fairly young se77lemen7, according 7o any da7a you view from 7he empire. I don'7 7hink 7his is an in7en7ional obfusca7ion of 7he fac7s. I already said 7ha7 no one keeps records, so of course, wha7ever es7ima7e we have on paper is jus7 7ha7: an es7ima7e. 7his indigo 7old me 7he colony is older 7han 7ha7. "Oh, 7hemis, bu7 wha7's 7he source? Are you really gonna 7ake 7his indigo a7 7heir word?" No, obviously no7. I dug a li77le deeper. I dug in7o a con7ac7 hiding 7hrough radio, go7 7hem 7o si7 and cha7 over 7he palmhusk. 7hey were a VIOLE7 shipped ou7 for 7he purpose of being an exocolonis7, 7he main pro7ec7or and carer for a young fuschia, par7 of a wider 7eam of high bloods mean7 7o serve her, 2,000 sweeps ago. 7wo. 7housand. BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!!!! NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXCI7ING 7HIS IS!!!!!!! 7his is 7he EXAC7 piece of informa7ion I've been searching for all 7hese sweeps!!!!!!! I7 is EVERY BI7 of confirma7ion I needed; I've been suspec7ing 7his for so long, and now, all 7he informa7ion is righ7 a7 my prongs!!!!!!![💎💎💎JACKPOT💎💎💎] "Heh... You're so DUMB for pos7ing 7his publicly... 7he empire is going 7o come for you soon..." I ha7e 7o 7ell you 7his, bu7 7he empire has pre77y much given up on us due 7o 7he, you know, ebb and flow of con7rol here. I have a be77er hand 7[🔔🔔🔔JACKPOT🔔🔔🔔]han anyone knows. I've go7 7he bes7 hand a7 7he fucking 7able. Don'7 hem and haw a7 me abou7 how I don'7 know wha7 I'm doing; I do, and I do i7 be77er 7han anyone could. 7his is abou7 7he be 7he bigges7 break of my life. She's fucking real. Everyone doub7ed me, and she's fucking real.
Z:/
i have created life*. (*fxrgxt a seasxned leaf and grain bxwl in the cxmmunal fridge fxr a wipe.) #xxps. - xx
do you take hi\/e \/isits? ^_^
nuh uh Z:(
>-8==— we ccan sort you out if you admit you have a problem
i'm pretty aware there's somethang wrong with me ^_^
>-8==— that's the first step of getting better. >-8==— we ccan help you if you ccome to the faccility.
i can't do that Z:/ can you come here??? Z:[
>-8==— are you unable to leave your hive?
ya ^_^
>-8==— why is that? >-8==— are you being held against your will?
Z:) hehehewhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehee
>-8==— there are few things more frustrating than finding your luncch has been stolen from the breakblocck thermal hull... >-8==— i think ill have to eat prepaccked nutrition ccubes from the vending macchine... >-8==— again... #medicchittr
i can make yuo a sammich if you don't try and cull meh ^_^
the thing that sets me apart from other sasuke fans is that i actually culled e\/eryone that fucking took e\/erything from me and i think he would appreciate that e\/en if he is in his healing era right now. i wish i could produce lightning to regulate my thinking pan the way he does because i can tell he is still unmedicated inthe series
THAT GUY THAT KISSED NARUTO?
yes. that's my matespirt.we all \/acillate quadrants. the three of us.
[BREAKING WHEEL] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 1:] V @celestialAbsurdity <[V is an eager and enigmatic troll who comes from the beating pusher of a decrepit forest——a witch, if you may. She’s well-attuned to the mysteries of life. A sleuth of elder gods, an overseer of fortunes. She has as many passions as she has secrets: if you’re looking to have your FORTUNE READ or your BURNING TROLL NARUTO QUESTIONS ANSWERED, she’s your eclectic ebberess.] <[Here we’ve asked her a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know her better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what she has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your background. What's your life story?] This section has been removed for privacy’s sake! You’ll have to find out more on the show! In the words of our interviewee: CA: uhm, anyways though!!!!!! [If you could choose to travel to ANY PART OF THE WORLD, where would it be and why?] CA: do other places like beforus count or just alternia? Z: ? TA: Preferably a place on Alternia. BUT I don't think they'll say anything if you 🗨 about a place on Beforus/Beforus itself. CA: i'd wanna go where my dear, sweet idmone is on beforus...... ^_^ CA: he is...............<3 CA: ehehehehehehehehehehehe. CA: he's so enchanting ^_^ CA: and he's tall and cerulean and kind and the sweetest E\/ERRRRR!!! ^_^ CA: he is my SOULMATE...<3 [How certain are you that you'll survive the game? Why?] CA: uhmmmm ^_^ i'm assuming i'll win i ha\/e no other choice but to sur\/i\/e ^_^ not that blood plays into anything but i do ha\/e specific genes and connections to otherwordly things so one way or another i will make it out just fine ^_^ CA: i am meant to suffer anyways ^_^ this is just another step in that process ^_^ it'll be okie dokie CA: i can also just kill anyone i ha\/e to Z: ) [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three! You've got to keep your bulbs peeled and your mettle ready to be Tested. Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM UP?] CA: oh yay!!! Z: D CA: that sounds like fun!!! CA: i ha\/e a lot of creati\/ity in my aura ^_^ CA: and i'm not a dum dum ^_^ CA: hm.... i dunno!!!!! CA: i think i'll team up if the trolls i'm around are nicies. CA: i think i'm just gonna go in and try my best ^_^ that is all i can do!!!!!!!!!! [Do you think you'd make more friends or more enemies in the game?—] CA: my gut is telling me that trolls will not like me as much as i would like them to. this usually happens!!!!! ^_^ [Feel free to predict how the SHOW will pan out.] CA: hm..... CA: i suppose i can do a reading if you want a prediction! TA: Have at it! CA: may i pull some cards for a potential outcome? Z: ] TA: The stage is YOURS, my Friend. CA: perfect!!!!! CA: just a moment… CA: HOW THE SHOW WILL PAN OUT: CA: QUEEN OF PENTACLES: a lot of energy, sponsors, and o\/erall a good energy that is determined to focus on wealth and material goods!!!! a LOT will be accomplished, and the atmosphere will be similar to a hi\/e, or just feel like a hi\/e away from hi\/e mayhaps...? CA: i think many will tune in and a lot of great insight will be pulled from the show!!!! CA: THE HERMIT; RE\/ERSED. CA: hm... a lack of wit and common sense here!!! ^_^ this could also mean that those who ha\/e been isolating themsel\/es will be coming out, now and sharing their truths. there is a \/ulnerability in this card. CA: THE FI\/E OF CUPS; RE\/ERSED: CA: in it's upright form, this represents a feeling of loneliness. there are going to be periods where others feel lost, or trapped, but there is a great chance they will get out!!!! CA: reco\/ery is possible! CA: o\/erall- the show will most likely go well or the way it is initially planned to be panned out by it's producers, i think! CA: onto my fate: CA: how peculiar. ^_^ a card mo\/ed from its upright to re\/erse. CA: 7 OF WANDS: i will ha\/e to defend myself. ^_^ others will try and attack me. lol ^_^ CA: THE HIGH PRIESTESS: a card of deep self reflection and inaction. hm! CA: THE 8 OF PENTACLES: a lot, or \/ery little work in\/ol\/ed! how peculiar! CA: upon asking if i will sur\/i\/e- the answer is yes, i think! CA: the hermit, the moon re\/ersed, and the queen of pentacles! [What would you do with the million caegars if you WON?] CA: oh otay ^_^ what's up??? Z: ] CA: hmmmmmmmm.... ^_^ CA: wowie that's a lot ^_^ i could order grubtaco bell fore\/er without e\/er ha\/ing to worry again ^_^ CA: i think i would get more sasuke and \/ merch, fund some dream cosplays, and figure out a way off of alternia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just anything i can do to li\/e a peaceful life... ^_^ CA: i'd happily donate and help out any other trolls in need also ^_^ [Finally, do you have anything to say to the people you'll be COMPETING AGAINST?] CA: uhnmmmm ^_^ apple ^_^ CA: oh and good luck and ha\/e a good day ^_^ CA: and uhhhhhh ^_^ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh CA: lalalalalalalalalalala ^_^ ________________________________ <[Isn’t she so FASCINATING? This concludes our FIRST INTERVIEW! Only one of many that will be posted in this segment! Be on the lookout for the NEXT PART! As ALWAYS, thanks to our not-so-secret-anymore guest @televisedAviamor, who did us a big FAVOR interviewing all the CONTESTANTS!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]
SASUKE IS CHEERINGH YOU ON !! !! !!
AAAAH!!! SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^__^ <333 THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huh???? Z:?
yknow, a lotta people said to me are you sure you wanna write about all this stuff online, it's pretty personal, an i said if i can make just one person out there feel a little less alone then it's worth it, an they said wow that's really brave, an i said i'm not one to call myself brave, but since you said it, yeah i am.
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girl are these a threat or
whar? no Z:(
you didn't giggle? Z:(