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8=l < Posting my a%bo% 8=l < Be free 8=l < https://tally.so/r/%%GABo
if you're ever having problems falling asleep then i'll happily fuck you unconscious! just be prepared to deal with some shaking legs and maybe a sore back when you wake up :P #nsfw
oh okay!!! hehehe
okay!
Of the three malevolent Lords I’ve got knowledge of through certain future spoilers, gotta say? Clinginess and possessive tendencies sure seem to be a recurring element. Not that I can really fault my lord for it, hee.
any type of apple wine and pancakes with fresh fruit is the number one breakfast combo btw
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beta, alpha, genesis, overseer, kinda wondering what the differences between the versions of the game are...
¡ don7 !¡ke $7a¡r$
I miss @barackObama can they bring him back.
Need to 8all out on a fashion weekend or something, I am mad and moody and not filled with the sensation of hedonistic enjoyment that I want to 8e at right now.
¡ wan7 her $o bad ¡7$ obv¡ou$
hm. maybe i should make an application form.
8=l < I sh001d not hold any level of affe%on towards him and yet I do 8=l < Curious
Is the purple blood cult a closed religion? Cuz evwen if I don’t believwe in it, you purple bloods are fucking hot #suggestivwe So I’m not opposed to joining #ProbablyOffendedSomeoneVWithThis #Oops #PurpleBloodsHavweFatAsses
puppet pussy is best when you tear it into the foam forehead instead and fill that with organs and blood for lubricant and texture. #nsfw #puppet #nsfwe #gore #guro
>-8==— or maybe just the one hehe...
i should get back to my #puppetfuckingguide soon. #nsfw #puppet
i teach kids about science!
so )(ow many a u are actually employed
c< MigHt OpeN tHe taverN.... HM.... we sHall see >c
nºw, nºrmally 🪡m a b🪡t camera shy, dear🪡es, but th🪡s phºtºshººt was FAR tºº gºrgeºus tº pass up!
8ARK 8ARK 8ARK 8ARK 8ARK!!!1!!!!
okay ju$7 $hu7 up and dm me now
something something u look good under me @twofoldGrace
i keep thinking nsfc means not safe for casper
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afd5ad9e1959.png thought i’d post something lighthearted in despite of cami going through her silent hill era. art by @tipsyglamour #suggestive
clowns and rap and clowns and rap
gosh i really am just loving life right now!!
¡m $o coo!
☼h, never ☁︎ind, it's just ☁︎y ☁︎☼irail.
BTW Any and all folk2 w3lcom3 in my circl3. Clon32, Robot2, Android2, 2pirit2 and 3v3rything b3tw33n. 2tick by m3 and I 2tick by you. L3t2 mak3 2om3 ca2h tog3th3r and throw 2om3 2ick parti32.
"Hii my naamee's Meekrvvt" ( ` ٣ `) https://oopeen.spootiify.coom/traack/030OOCtLMrljNhp8OOWHBWW3?sii=_Sb6-Z4rTzvv5MOOOOg-6VVzqAA&vvtm_soovvrcee=coopy-liink&pii=RDkVVKyvv1TZeejC
8=l < Artist's rendition of my face after the fact
UPDATE FOR THE SUNDAE PARTY, BROSKIS! we've moved it to saturday so it doesnt conflict with the... other party. current guest list is as follows, curated by my and @carcinoGarlic : @tipsyGayboy @markZucc @cephalopodCounselor @craftsmanToxophilite @gethAckexloser @captainAngular @gleefullyCurvaceous and i plan on inviting @tenaciousCorvid and a cronus i really like! if anyone else wishes to join let me know here or in dms!
consider this a blanket statement to all rosies n daveys!!!!!!! it is TOTES ok n acceptable to call me mom dad is awesome and totally sweet i love to hear it BUT if you prefer mom ORRR slip up given im liek one of infiniite roxies (most of which r ladies) PLS dont feel bad the way i see it mom is a role n a state of mind :3 not nessecarily a gender thang
$!eep more
ALWAYS BBYCAKES!!!
go sleep more bbyyyy ni ni
// GAZE UPON THE ROLAL KIN ONION AND WEEP!!! // https://file.garden/Z8bcEgHDZg9jLgG9/Untitled.png
swiТТ[]-[ing ТТ[] []bservaТТi[]n m[]de sТТay a[ТТive, []-[iТТТТr dwellers please
lov u bbgirl 4everrrrr
thannnksss urs are cutie patootie
rly wanna bite someone rn
paws on your face
Hello, hey, hi(greetings)!! Do you like my stories??? ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𓆩Memory recorded𓆪
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
aGaInSt a mOtHeRfUcKeRs lIkE BeTtEr jUdGmEnT (o: hTtPs://fOrMs.gLe/w7bPzMs8uFu1fMiAa
:33< *ac flops on the dash*
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #badgeroulette
She's already being swarmed by Striders. But I can cook; I have shared my cooking. Never doubt my cooking skills. You will be uninvited to the barbecue and shamed.
\ n >< n / #juniorhome #juniorvacationover \ . >< . / #juniorbacktowork #somedelayexpected
c< eNtirely fair, it was really scary tHe first tiMe i Had My first SNS, i HOpe yOu fiNd tHe cOurage! >c
I think every hobby and generally anything involving food, is somewhat stressful!
Oh how lovely! I don't bake much, but I should try to when I get free time.
How many Striders and Lalondes can cook? I'm curious :0
Wait, apologies for being clueless, does it count as nsfw if I'm not saying it literally, and I'm just expressing hatred for an entity that fucked me and several others over? Genuine question, I don't entirely mean to sound rude.
c< alsO, i said i was gONNa be late, appareNtly it didNt taKe tHat lONg, sO iM Here NOw #sicKNastysuNday >c
#shitpost
plam trees
i love all my friends :) i dont care if youre human, troll, cherub, kaiju, lesbian, gay, eldritch horror, or something else. youre all friends in my books!
yippeee!
I lik£, totally lik£, always look lik£, so cut£ in lik£, £v£ry photo, lik£, OMG!! Lik£, LOL!!<3 Lik£, r£mind£r that lik£, JILARVA£ ch£ki is lik£, totally lik£, availabl£ at lik£, any of our lik£, shows for lik£, only lik£, 10 ca£g£rs!!! <3 ;D https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/06b47d2afcf9.jpg
I enjoy looking at my icon. It is certainly off, but in an intriguing way. Perhaps it illicits a sense of mystery. Who is this lady? Why not have the name as Rose Lalonde? A period on the name? How odd. It has lead to some assuming I am a terror of the deep, inhabiting a Rose as my own personal vessel, but the horrors could only dare to dream of such an existence as leathery black as my own.
B☘︎☘︎ps y☘︎ur n☘︎se :}
good two know.
Episode 18 is a banger.
YAYYYYYYYY THANK YOU!
Which season are you on.
my coworker dereks takin me clubbin w his crew cuz apparently theres only 1 CERTIFIED way 2 get over a chick n it may or may not involve makin out w half a dozen strangers lmao his words not mine 💅
new fav hobby is flirtin w my clone 2 annoy them #selfcest
¡7$ okay ¡ for9¡ve you
GUEST LIST UPDATES! due to complications I would ratherr not mention, Rose Strider is off the list, and replaced with @carcinoGarlic in addition, the wonderful @markZucc has agreed to come, along with @cephalopodCounselor ! that brings our party list to a respectable 4! if anyone else wishes to join the RSVP list, let me know ASAP!
ouch!
that's more like it.
I Dꐦ THIS.
atta girl.
try reading again, but slower.
questionable? they seemed pretty clear-cut tw0 me.
ehehehe, gladly. now i'll preface this by saying, d0nt take quadrants as the end-all-be-all. they're largely made up by the empire and are m0stly useful as a framework two view things thr0ugh. pitch relationships are like when human sh0unen anime has the male mc have way more screentime and development with his rival but then they pair him with the girl wh0 was nice two him 0ne time. youre making each 0ther stronger by making them want tw0 one-up y0u. for example, i started pitchflirting with my r0se by trash-talking her when we gamed twogether. evidently she f0und it intriguing, so n0w when she beats my ass with that smirk on her face, instead 0f just raging like i normally w0uld, i try two actually think ab0ut how tw0 beat her next time, and i learn. does that help 0r do i need tw0 dumb it down even m0re.
Coolio! mind if I DM you the basics?
THATS ME.
y0u could interr0gate kk, but i can also educate y0u on blackr0m.
c< well, speNd eNOugH tiMe witH us, aNd yOure sure 2 figure it Out! >c
I'd love to teach you sometime!
i plead not guilty to the embarrassing myself charges by reason of sexy jagermeister bottle however i will take full accountability for blasting pocketful of sunshine at full volume because its a BOP and im RIGHT!!!! #alcohol #nsfw
Coolio!
mhm, I hope so too. if ya wanna join just lemme know okay? okay.
yea, I will soon enough. also, its a beach themed Sunday Sundae party!
i UH,,HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY! oR AT LEAST A DECENT DAY,,,MAYBE,,, }:)
working on planning a party for next week. my moirails being a narccistic prick as usual. otherwise doing alright!
print("hehehee sick")
aww YaY ! ==8D
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ-ა 💭 knifeplay ^^^^^^^^^^
print("is that like wii play")
Trųę, I'm sųrę įt cąn bę vįth thę vęįrdnęss øf ęwęrythįng. Bųt I'll stįll dęclįnę. Thąnk yøų før thę øffęr Cøøl :)
I vøųldn't bę ąblę tø ųndø įt, sø įnstęąd įf yøų ęwęr vąnt ą tąttøø, ør ą bødy mød, I'm yøųr fįsh.
I pręfęr tø gįwę thę løbøtømy thąn gęt ønę.
oh mY Ffucking gog we are on tThe same page arentT we ==80
:33 < oh hello dave that seems tabby a dog.
i dont think theres such thing as too obvious, but you certainly werent subtle. not that im complaining.
arentT we allllll
that much is evident.
At least there's a positivwe to this day, nothing quite like the early misty nights of the sea and the cold salty breeze hitting yer gills to make ye feel alivwe.
handshake emoji.
so real
hmm....a.new.yuri.category?. splendid.
I don't understand that “the masculine urge” “the feminine urge” meme. At the end of the day we all merge without looking.
is this the yr i finally admit im into kitten play ........
8=l < Two people have fallen asleep at my party 8=l < I hope they don't mind being carried to my hive and waking up there 8=l < I'll make breakfast for them in the morning
🦐🦐🦐🦐
https://open.spotify.com/track/4rzPlB9ZPR8YlclgfIkScn?si=Q66VAh-9SsO6QXG3BfkpSw&utm_source=copy-link #musicposting
#trut)( not enoug)( mfers say t)(is
s)(ella purple broads on my splas)(board now )(u)(
This is quite the lovely time to be posting, surrounded by counterparts from many walks of life. Plus mother figures. Plus mother-sister figures. Plus brother figures who happen to be from this site of the lineage.
Hello hello!
You get a death stare while penetrating me. Or you get nothing.
MATCHING WEED PENZ W DAUGHTERMOM OMGGGGOMGG
Goodnight, gamers
call that playing with fire
new profile pic btw! i thought the old one was, well, making me look too young!
OKAYY DATS ONE VOTE FR SMOKED MEAT!!!
Magnificently threatening. I'm a fan.
the unspoken sexual tension between me and this half empty bottle of jagermeister sitting on my desk needs to be studied #substances #alcohol #yearning #nsfw
It's one of those novelty ones that looks like a cat.
well i did cheat on you a lot
!remindYou @destinedKiller reminder! o,o dean is going to do something funny soon https://chittr.ing/profile/destinedKiller/067b633c-c51d-493b-b263-d238e02199ae
Boss said he never wanted a cat, but I'm sure he'll choose her over me once I introduce them. I'll keep you posted.
Glub!
Re: last post. Saw a cat today. Fed her some tuna and she followed me home. Felt like chitting on her behalf.
woof.