⊹₊˚{ am halfway through this historical visual novel about the life + times of a tragic orphaner from befoure the sequestration.... + OMG };_;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ they dont hatch guys like this anymore #SOSAD #UGHHHH #hesliterallydead }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ what are your thoughts on oarfish }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ I CAN CATCH YOU AN OARFISH }*7*{9 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ i just need you to know that i was looking at your profile picture + ive concluded that you really need to see a mediculler }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like, now, girl! }*_*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i understand you are shocked to see me. hell, probably a little flustered. all you need to do is take a deep breath, pull yourself together like the superior, upper echelon lady you are and focus on me. lay upon me your divwine affections and rewvwards wvwill flowvw like thine rivwer amidst thine thighs. wvwhich is to say, vwerily.
⊹₊˚{ omg omg omg omg }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG. OMFGGGG. I NEED TO GLUB + SQUEE ABOUT IT FIRST. GIMME A SEC }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
take your time, cruel and ominous thing. by the by, cruel and ominous is exactly howvw i like them.
⊹₊˚{ OKAYYYY, im DONE squeeing. might i say, you know exactly how to compliment a lady }*u^{ ~ <3 <> because im literallyyyy as ominous + cruel as they come! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + youre like! ALIVER THAN THEY USUALLY COME! }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i wvwas revwivwed, semi recently. i am on earth c, horribly deprivwed of my fellowvw alternian kin. revwivwed wvwith too much free time and too many ghosts. i take it you havwe an interest in my life story?
⊹₊˚{ OMG! i dont even know where the earth cluster or whatever IS! }*0*{ youre so far away from the empire.... }*n*{ </3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + wellll.... it would just be like, totally unbefitting of my noble hatchclaim if i DIDNT care about history at all }6u6{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ they TOTALLY lied about you, bee tee dubs }-_-{ #TYPICULL }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i am. i died servwing it so long ago, but these newvw gods havwe- bah, it isn't important. figures i find a girl of decent caliber, appropriate hue and more than attractivwe physique and she's wvworlds awvway. they did? interesting. tell me of these lies. i can feel my anger already rising, but i can wvwithstand it enough to speak.