⊹₊˚{ am halfway through this historical visual novel about the life + times of a tragic orphaner from befoure the sequestration.... + OMG };_;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ they dont hatch guys like this anymore #SOSAD #UGHHHH #hesliterallydead }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i understand you are shocked to see me. hell, probably a little flustered. all you need to do is take a deep breath, pull yourself together like the superior, upper echelon lady you are and focus on me. lay upon me your divwine affections and rewvwards wvwill flowvw like thine rivwer amidst thine thighs. wvwhich is to say, vwerily.
⊹₊˚{ omg omg omg omg }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG. OMFGGGG. I NEED TO GLUB + SQUEE ABOUT IT FIRST. GIMME A SEC }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
take your time, cruel and ominous thing. by the by, cruel and ominous is exactly howvw i like them.
⊹₊˚{ OKAYYYY, im DONE squeeing. might i say, you know exactly how to compliment a lady }*u^{ ~ <3 <> because im literallyyyy as ominous + cruel as they come! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + youre like! ALIVER THAN THEY USUALLY COME! }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i wvwas revwivwed, semi recently. i am on earth c, horribly deprivwed of my fellowvw alternian kin. revwivwed wvwith too much free time and too many ghosts. i take it you havwe an interest in my life story?
⊹₊˚{ OMG! i dont even know where the earth cluster or whatever IS! }*0*{ youre so far away from the empire.... }*n*{ </3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + wellll.... it would just be like, totally unbefitting of my noble hatchclaim if i DIDNT care about history at all }6u6{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ they TOTALLY lied about you, bee tee dubs }-_-{ #TYPICULL }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i am. i died servwing it so long ago, but these newvw gods havwe- bah, it isn't important. figures i find a girl of decent caliber, appropriate hue and more than attractivwe physique and she's wvworlds awvway. they did? interesting. tell me of these lies. i can feel my anger already rising, but i can wvwithstand it enough to speak.
⊹₊˚{ hehehehe, stoooop! }>u</{ but actually dont. proceed with all compliments as if they were your last ever given + CONTINUE giving them }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ besides, its not like i cant affourd a little offworld travel }^3^{ i am tooootally good four it, but im sure you probably already knew that }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ um }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ as four the societal misinfo.... its like, NOT good }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like this game is vn unbiased because the writers a fellow #aristrocrat but like }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ most so-called ""historians"" totally watered you down }>_>{ they said you died ""trying to crack a joke"" }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ which.... i know thats true.... like, TELL ME its not true.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪
ugh. vwery untrue. i didn't expect anything else wvwhen the only ones to truly wvwitness my last moments wvwas a frothing frosting covwered hulk wvwearing greasy face paint and his band of chittering hooligan followvwers. history is told by the survwivwors and my death wvwas at the hands of juggling pins. i hate clowvwns so much. regardless, i feel its nowvw my duty to bend your fin and inform you of wvwhat actually happened. you seem like a noble lass wvwith a good pan on her neck stump, and you're easy on the eyes too. if you can pay a vwisit to this earth-sea (did that for you), then please do it to my coordinates so i can showvw you the hospitality of old alternia. as close as i can manage it here, anywvways. - the orphaner dualscar