the humans havwe been sharing their imbibements wvwith me. i suspect it is because my hand can fit around the avwerage human male's skull completely and they fear the crushing pressure of my angered grip. i havwe identified a drink i dare not call my favworite, but one i find favworable to be sure. it is called corona extra. i havwe drank 24 of them. i feel a slight buzz but honestly i find this light, refreshing drink suitable for a man of my royal pedigree. and thine most truthful sentiment in regards to the bevwerage- it fucking crushes one's thirst at the beach. - the orphaner dualscar
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