🐀 The Infrared
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hemoswap au candyblood sollux captor yeah i'm a succubus, but no i don't want you ♥️ - @unfortunateSmith ♦️ - @chivalrousAntique 🩸 - @dozingBiotechnician
so )(ow many a u are actually employed
i own a company.
evveryone is so mean tto me and grape flavvor is sttill peak fuck you
9rape i2 okay.
i justt like grape fantta and evveryone is like "itt ttasttes weird". itt ttasttes like grapes
it doe2n't ta2te like 9rape2. it ta2te2 like purple.
not two 6e that 9uy. he'2 clearly 9oin9 throu9h it. 6ut. i2n't "comforter'2 9rief" ju2t another way to 2ay "wet 6lanket". ju2t 2ayin9.
Well...I f9und a palmhusk near me and it had this weird site 9pen...th9ught I c9uld may6e get any kind 9f answers here.
huh. paradox 2pace ha2 a way of makin9 thin92 happen.
I supp9se it d9es, even if I d9n't understand why it d9es the things it d9es 9r why it decided t9 6ring me 6ack if it did.
well you remem6er that you died. find your reflection. are your eye2 normal, or are they white? if they're white you're dead. if they're normal, you were revived.
I saw my reflecti9n earlier while l99king at a sh9p as I wandered the t9wn, my eyes l99ked n9rmal as far as I c9uld tell.
then you're alive and you've 6een revived. that happen2 2ometime2. you 9ot a 2econd chance. don't wa2te it.
I understand that 6ut why me, what's the p9int in 6eing revived if n9ne 9f my friends are here, it's a sick j9ke.
it'2 a 6i9 world. may6e they are. 6ut if they're not, you'll meet alternate2 of them on thi2 we62ite.
May6e 6ut...fr9m what I heard the l9cals treated them like legends fr9m sweeps ag9 I d9u6t it...at least I'll take c9mf9rt in kn9wing I might meet alternates 9f my friends.
9ood luck, my 9uy. try not to think too hard of alternia, either.
my ance2tor i2 6otherin9 people. 9et off the internet, old man.
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ima9ine i'm u2in9 a hand puppet to 9o 6lah 6lah 6lah.
reminder that none of the four quad2 are platonic. none of them. they're four different form2 of romance, which 6y definition i2 not platonic. don't 9et human-2plained on troll romance.
ye2. all of it i2 romance. even the conciliatory quad2. human2 have a lot of trou6le wrappin9 their head2 around that and think it'2 platonic 6ecau2e pailin9 i2n't expected 6ehavior.
they all encompa22 different feelin92. human2 9enerally only have one type of romantic love, 6ut troll2 have four different feelin92. the quadrant2 are ju2t the relation2hip name2 that match tho2e feelin92.
< What's everyyones favorite foods cause I wanna make food for myy greedyy ass >
dra9on 2teak.
6oy rite of pa22a9e i2 to u2e mea2urin9 tape. yeah, okay.
Never heard of it? Shame. Must be a cultural practice exclusive to the human race. But hey, if you ever feel like participating in a boy rite of passage, perhaps just for the novelty of the experience or for shits and giggles, I'll nix the notion of it being appropriation. A freebie, just from the kindness of my heart. Also, you can't blame a guy for being a little curious, can you? {r} #suggestive
no troll2 do it two. they definitely do it two.
=nyoom= Think fast chucklenuts. [throws a cheese pastry at you]
doe2 a kicka22 flip and catche2 it in my teeth. then 2pit2 it out 6ecau2e it'2 chee2e. i'm an idiot.
hey fuck you.
anyone here know how to trim cloven hoove2. a2kin9 for me.
Come over and I can clean trim polish and shoe (if you want)
oh wow the whole 2he6an9. i don't need 2hoe2 thou9h. i don't think cloven hoove2 9et 2hoe2? i thou9ht that wa2 more of a hor2e thin9. anyway yeah 2hoot me 2ome coord2.
Ask your mate he was supposed to come over for shoes anyhow. I can do a 2 for 1 thing in which 2 customers 1 happy rancher.
my mate??
Sorry I was using mate as in 'friend'
i don't know who you're talkin9 a6out 6ut that work2 for me lmao.
Apologies I just read my ledger I have the wrong 'friend' still not used to so many ...multiples of people
make2 2en2e.