@cesarianAqueduct — #eridanwar2
guldarn vvarmint outlaww eridan met a swwift end at the barrel a my six shootin crosshairs #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
masculine urge to keep the #eridanwwar2 goin on in perpetuity wwe lovve forevver wwars
ATTENTION #ERIDANWWAR2 COMBATANTS its been a good run but this wwar ends in 24 hours so tally up your murders and if you find yourself lackin in the point department im sure you could levvel a city wwithin in the next day if youre bravve about it
has anyone got the slightest clue wwhere lichking eridan put his phylactery he wwont stop reconstitutin #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
youre noww legally required to put “firewworks” in quotes cause wwe all knoww wwhat it really means and you havve to tag such mentions as #eridanwwar2
uh let me be clear the flamin fuckin firewworks in the night skies are no simple pyrotechnics each an evvery boom marks the clash of eridans (plural) setting the univverse aflame transformin it into a vvast godly battlefield wwherein the nebulas be the rotten eridan particles spread to the wwinds #eridanwwar2
ovverheard a roguishly handsome olivve say they took dowwn one of the eridans naturally i scrutinized them under the FAIR AND RIGHTEOUS LENS OF SCIENCE my lowwblood in sufferin you culled a cronus #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
ill wwring the spindly vvestiges a this land a their prosperity ill be that all consumin explosion of boilin wwhite fire blazin through the cosmos at a million fuckin kilometers a hour no amount of mere genuflectin can halt the vveritable wwhirlwwind a wwizardly wwaylayin that yours truly wwill be spearheadin AND IT WWAS ARMISTICE DAY FOR FUCKS SAKE #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
bad newws it aint firewworks youre hearin tonight #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal #andthistimeitscomingtoanairspacenearyou
maybe wwe tell the abdicated presumptivve empress wwe dedicated the pie to her #eridanwwar2 #thepieisanallegoryforwwar
wwhen the wwar leavves millions a nutbeasts wwithout a tree to suckle on scrumptious fuckin nuts in wwhere do you think theyre goin to go livve #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
good newws from the front for a change general robert eridan leeeee an i havve decided to enact a sorta armistice cycle for the #eridanwwar2 wwhile wwe recuperate our losses and TALLY UP THE SCORE before the big fuckin halftime showw
your honorable tyranny that gutterslut ran out into the crossfire of a wwar zone wwhore you to accuse me a wwanton civvilian casualty #nsfww #eridanwwar2
snuffed out another bastion of eridans holed up in the ruins a lusus lovvers uniteds old hq like i wwouldnt be comin back to this joint on the reg to pay homage to those damnable insurgents for makin my life hell on a nightly basis wwith errant torchins and setting loose my captured orphans feels almost poetic a bunch a mes meet their end there #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
vvery bravve of so many eridans to abstain from the #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal showwin your true colors as wwimpy fuckin pacifist fence sitters wwhile the rest of us get trenchfoot fightin the good fight and youre disinvvited from the afterparty
fuckin yellowwblooded plague carriers me and the gerblinsll havve the last laugh about this #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
you felt that tremor it wwas me plungin my harpoon into the wwailin chest of eridad the eridan wwho made his wwhole personality revvolvve around takin in orphans and makin sure theyre cared for and other squeamish wweak wwilled bullshit he had to go #eridanwwar2
the support eridan build is a surefire wway to get mauled to death in a field a murderhobo clowwnfucks #eridanwwar2
#yuriday coincidin wwith #eridanwwar2 aint actually a coincidence its been meticulously planned out as such to showw howw much of a ally i am by announcin a twwelvve hour ceasefire to go enjoy girlkissin celebrations from afar
hrn ivve seen more than a couple chainsaww wwieldin vvindictivve daywwalker blood suckin types wwhettin their fangs on the bisected cadavvers of fallen eridans it feels against the spirit of the wwar to ban maryams outright so long as they stay outta my goddamn orphice #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
and yeah there WWILL be a cage in the middle of the no mans land on the #eridanwwar2 battlefield wwith exotic east alternian dames doin a wwar dance
if you dont find the #eridanwwar2 in you then the #eridanwwar2 wwill find you instead i dont make the rules its just howw wwars go
shitwwits and neerdowwells rejoice for your opportunity to guffaww at and bear wwitness to the second eridan wwar colloquially referred to as #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal the rules are so elementary you could schoolfeed em to a vvegetativve grub that got taken outta the slime too soon eridans are wworth fivve points each non eridans are wworth one point teaming is acceptable if sealed wwith a snog wwith at least twwo eridans there to act as wwitness