Cirina Evetsy
@charybdisHunger
Top class assass-n, for pleasure and -nterest-ng pay. Don't contact me w-th low-rent culling.
☆evenin, apparently you’re not supposed to fuKKin ram into others with your horns in cirKle pits which is some bullshit ive never heard about until now☆
- suppose -'ll b-te: @n a scale of one to -mpaled, how d-d they fare?
☆no one got impaled, people just got eyes poKed and teeth KnoKKed out it ain’t nothin to fuKKin whine over☆
Then really, what are they compla-n-ng about?
CH4T TOD4Y 1M GONN4 ROLL DOWNST41RS
- take -t th-s -s a fun act-v-ty for you?
࣪⊹₊˚{ TODAYYYYS KINK! IS NAUTI FLARPING! \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ \}*7*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ picture this. orcay? im literally the favored culltess of the empress + her gillboss cabal-slash-murder thinktank of #hot #deepmaids }6u6{ the 1 + lonely HIGH CULLTESS PHOSPHORA GHOULFIN \}^7^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ youre whoever. it doesnt matter, because my sloop is WAYYYY fluking faster than yours! TRY + CATCH ME, BEACH!!!! }^3*{ﾉﾞ}^3*{ﾉﾞ#betchacant #violethysteria #sexyroleflay #practice-your-reef-knots }˚₊⊹ ࣪
-'ve been pos-ng as a member of your crew for w-pes. The om-nous note p-nned to your door w-th a dagger spells that out. But wh-ch culltess -s the tra-tor? Are you ready to el-m-nate your ent-re crew to root me out?
࣪⊹₊˚{ }*O*{ }*/\*{ }*O*{ }*/\*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ GASP!!!! GASSSSP! noooot my fucking swabbies! youre JOKING! youre LITERALLY keeling me right now! }⟡____⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if i have to wade in the blood of my own adorabubble crew to find the turncoat thats like, TOTALLY AMONG US, then i WILL! but 1st.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ as soon as the moonlights right, ill make you ALLLL come fourth four a POP QUIZ! take a swiggy of this #substance in a bottle + 1 by 1, YOULL ALL COPY THE WORDS OF THE NOTE PINNED TO MY DOOOOR, BABES! or overboard you go!!!! NO PARLAY FOUR YOU! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its yourrrr turn, bestie }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
@h? Are you try-ng to see wh-ch swabb-e's wr-t-ng matches? That's m-ghty clever, -sn't -t? The swabb-es shuffle through the process war-ly, each do-ng the-r best to produce a ch-cken scratch unl-ke the elegant call-graphy of the note presented. "Ghoulf-n, your t-me -s n-gh. -t may be true that none can catch your vessel, but why bother pursu-ng? You do come to port to leverage your ga-ns after all. Bes-des, - care not for your treasure. The glory of v-ctory -s all - need snatch from your hands. So, H-gh Culltess and Capta-n. How well do you know your crew?" @ne of the swabb-es, near the back, p-pes up: "Hey, what d-d you make us dr-nk?"
࣪⊹₊˚{ RUM, OBVIOUSLY!!!! }⟡_⟡{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }~_\{ }~_\{ ughhhh }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ {the culltess looks over her blundering pack of sailors with a heavy sigh. none of them have failed so badly as to earn her ire + a watery grave to match it. not yet. her PATIENCE is like, running WAYYYY fourking thin} }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ {she settles on the newest crew member. YOU.} }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ is there some reason you havent come up to prove your innocence? theres no need four being koi you know }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ that is }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if i can REELY trust you }*____*{ you seemed so eager to prove your worth to me earlier }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I think you will find I am difficult to escape... For I, a lone renegade violet, have attached myself to the hull of your vessel afore you ever even left port B) What sinister acts does this lone vagabond have on her agenda, as she pulls herself up and over the rails on your starboard side?
(Sorry, H-car-, someth-ng's come up. You know how play by post can be. -'ll get back to you asap. :;) )
Well we can't both be try-ng to bother her. -'m -n the m-ddle of a m-nd game and everyth-ng.
࣪⊹₊˚{ {{oh! are you like.... okay? }>O>{ not that im WORRIED or anything }˚₊⊹ ࣪
-'m f-ne, - just had some of my plans rather rudely -nterrupted and needed to make adjustments. Your -nf-ltrator w-ll be w-th you shortly.
"Aye, deepest apolog-es Culltess. -'ll be tak-ng that test, then." They step forward w-th wry gr-n and, l-ke the rest of the crew, try to keep the-r wr-t-ng from resembl-ng that on the letter. But someth-ng catches your eye. The way they hook the-r Gs -s far too artful, too close to the exact style of the note. They step back -nto l-ne, watch-ng your express-on. The f-rst swabb-e to dr-nk from your flask sways. "Are you... Sure that was just rum, M-ss Ghoulf-n?" And then they collapse.
can i get some opinions on palm trees
@verrated. Grown near beaches due to cultural assoc-at-on. G-ve me a mangrove.
Yes, the beach -s n-ce. No, palm trees are not. They're an eye sore.
FUCKED up that they wouldn't let me buy a gun because I was "intoxisktated" do these SHITTY fins mean nothing to you I do what I WANT
You could always buy onl-ne. The fees are a l-ttle steeper, but -t's not l-ke anyone cares once they get to your door.
|]=====> that reminder bot is definitely on a rebel ship or something, right? <=====[|
-t would be funny. -t would also be desperately sad. The fate of rebel sh-ps -s rather foregone, - would say.
SO FUCKIN hard bein so crazy sexy hot and so funny and so strong and so FUCKIN tall and yet somehow here's me with the whole FUCKIN PACKAGE
-s that espec-ally notable?
YO everything I ever said notable as FUCK otherwise I'd just keep my trap SHUT
- adm-re the conf-dence, then.
- could use game or med-a recommendat-ons, -f anyone feels l-ke mak-ng suggest-ons. No prom-ses.
Warioworld is a really fun 3D platformer if you're into those.
- can g-ve -t a try. -'ve got t-me to k-ll wh-le - follow up on some threads.
!remindYou glory to the empire..? >,>;;
Good bot.
- wouldn't really cons-der th-s a hear me out. The atronach wears a thong and bust-er for god's sake.
ᛝ use it ᛝ ᛝ it is a tool ᛝ ᛝ Someone must want its Services ᛝ ᛝ use it.please. ᛝ
Curse Stitcher? Do you stitch people up, or stitch people back together?
-t st-tches curses -nto people.
(C)an’t believe §ome of the §hit I §ee you highblood§ doin even to ea(c)h othe(R) on he(R)e. Fu(c)k all de(c)o(R)um ju§t lo§t who even doe§ that without a§kin fu(c)kin §hit man #da§hewt(c)h #da§hwat(c)b whatve(R) ™
Genu-nely, qu-te agreed. What the -n Emp-re's name are we up to, somet-mes.