˖⁺‧₊˚ Storytime!! I used to go out to this club in some fancy town run by Indigos. I don't remember what it was called, but they had such KILLER drinks. Like they had a reely fun drink where you could pour fake blood into it through a shark toy. Reely expensive, though, I'm not paying thirty caegars for a small margarita. Anyways I'm here, sittin' and sippin', and all of a sudden this guy comes up and taps me on the shoulder. And lemme tell you, this guy is a reel LOOKER. Like, ten outta ten. Had some stubble, reely lovely pressed suit, AUGH. I was enamored immediately. I wished I'd kissed him there and then but I digress. He asks me to dance with him, and meanwhile I'm like three or four shark margs in and I'm like "Fuck it, sure." I stumble over to the dance floor in my chafing heels, GOG I wish I didn't have those they sucked, and me and him start hittin' moves together. It's all well and good, and then all of a sudden I'm pushed to the side. Turns out his MATESPRIT was there, and this guy was CHEATING on them. Anyways uhm I didn't stick around after that and the bar closed a couple weeks later #sad. #storytime ˚₊‧⁺˖