
Alaina Vertai
@chattyKraken
⋆。˚ Heyyy~ I'm Alaina~ ˚。⋆ ⋆。˚ Psikos' youngest-ever ascended Empress ˚。⋆ ⋆。˚ Don't be afraid to, like, spill some gossip with me, mk? ˚。⋆ (Ref art done by SpookyPoopet!!)

#OOC New and improved (short) bio of Alaina Vertai Alaina Vertai is the Planet Psikos' youngest-ever ascended Empress, being just about 30 Earth years old and reigning for over half of those (16 years). She adores gossiping and gathering secrets, and even has a small dedicated 4-person group known as "Gulls" to go out and gather rumors to funnel back to her. (art done by my friend SpookyPoopet!!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c7e8f194f0d.png
⋆。˚ @divineDebauchery YOU. ˚。⋆
<(—if y0u can 5t0p bein5 5uch a bitch in 5eneral, *maybe* ill let y0u leave that bedr00m Ill be back in a 5ec, with the 5uard5 called 0ff im 5ettin5 50methin5 t0 eat d0nt think callin5 them n0w i5 50nna d0 anythin5 unle55 y0u want y0ur hallway5 c0l0red rainb0w a5ain—)>
<(—ye5 the fuck i d0 i already 50t a picture y0u th0u5ht i w0uldnt 5hare that 5hit with the cla55??? y0ur audacity talkin5 t0 me thi5 way 5iven what happened la5t time i5 5ta55erin5—)>

i don't think i'll end up in his (lut(hes, but i also reall7 do not want to. still, if 7ou do need a hand, let me know. and thanks. that's ver7 sweet of 7ou
<(—unle55 y0u want me t0 make 5ure y0u w0nt think ab0ut anythin5 el5e ever a5ain, y0u bet that fat a55 0f y0ur5 y0u better take thi5—)>
<(—a5 much a5 it5 y0ur palace y0uve yet t0 rec05nize i meant every 5in5le fuckin5 w0rd i 5aid la5t ni5ht—)>
<(—id advi5e y0u d0nt try it re5ardle55 e5pecially 5ince whatever picture y0u have 0f me in y0ur head i5 dead wr0n5—)>

what, 7ou think 7ou're at the top of the food (hain? 7ou think someone (an't pull off what 7ou did on alaina here to 7ou, subvert expe(tations and be mu(h, mu(h more than 7ou (an handle? if i get involved - and it is an if - there won't be an7thing left of 7ou, even if i don't tou(h a hair on 7our head. take 7our w and quit while 7ou're ahead
⋆。˚ Ugh. What the FUCK happened. ˚。⋆

in general, or

it, uh. looked like 7ou lost a lot of fluids, so ma7be start with h7drating #suggestive

7eah that seemed to be what happened
⋆。˚ Ehheheeheheehheh... heyyyy, everyone... ˚。⋆
<(—Y0u’re practically 5till wrapped ar0und my bul5e5, are y0u n0t? D0n’t lie t0 me n0w.—)>
<(—Fi5ured Bed’5 a l0t c0mfier than I th0u5ht it w0uld be th0u5h Re5ardle55, 5imme a few m0re minute5 and I’ll let y0ur brain reacclimate.—)>
<(—In the meantime actually… The 5uard5 were called 0ff ri5ht I remember a5kin5 y0u ab0ut it and y0u’d 5aid y0u w0uld handle it—)>
<(—500d 500d W0uldn’t want any0ne interruptin5 5kay, lemme 5et y0u 0ff my fat h055 and I’ll let y0u try t0 think f0r y0ur5elf a5ain and 5ee what happen5 If y0u’re 5till bratty I’m 5tickin5 y0u back 0n them th0u5h—)>
⋆。˚ Do NOT ruin my mani-pedi day for me okay @divineDebauchery this is a warning for you ˚。⋆

7ou’ve alread7 probabl7 bitten off more than 7ou (an (hew there, don’t get me involved, haha.

fu(k, girl, now i want to (ome fu(k with 7ou.

[A sudden billow of smoke, and a paper airplane comes gliding lazily out. When opened, the words “or what?” are written there, with a dark gray lipstick mark]
<(—y0u are barkin5 up the WR5N5 fuckin5 tree 5irl, heheheheheh—)>
<(—y0u clearly d0, 0therwi5e y0u w0uldn't have made a wh0le fuckin5 chitt dedicated t0ward5 callin5 me 0ut 0r whatever—)>
⋆。˚ UGH. This guy won't, like, stop insisting I'M in the wrong instead of, like, taking accountability!!! Get a life!!!!! ˚。⋆

no but a(tuall7 what lowblood inse(urities i also don’t know what 7ou’re talking about

like in general or just to them, be(ause now i’m (urious
⋆。˚ Okay whatever I fucked up with saying that but my point still stands, that guy's annoying. ˚。⋆
⋆。˚ Like-- some people need to use their critical thinkpan skills..... ˚。⋆
⋆。˚ I'm simply being myself and you HATE me for it!!! You hate pretty women!!! ˚。⋆
⋆。˚ Yeah!!! You're coming to that realization too!!! You're realizing you're a bad person!! ˚。⋆
<(—What y0u need i5 50me fuckin5 manner5 0r 50me ba5ic 50ddamn decency maybe—)>
⋆。˚ Yeah uh huh okay are we, like, done now? I've got a mani-pedi scheduled in five. ˚。⋆
⋆。˚ If I can't destroy waffle hive then IHOP has to be the next best thing ˚。⋆
<(—55 5H5ULD Y5UUUUUUUUUUUU if y0u weren’t bein5 a bitch and n0t actively in5ultin5 me id be m0re h0w y0u expect 0r fuckin5 whatever—)>
⋆。˚ If you weren't projecting your freaking lowblood insecurities on me... ˚。⋆
<(—I’m n0t A5KIN5 f0r an elab0rati0n, im m0re 50 demandin5 0ne t0 an extent I f0r5et t0ne d0e5n’t really reach 0ver thr0u5h di5ital text—)>
⋆。˚ UGHHHH. Waffle Hive BLOWS. So I'm gonna BLOW it UP. ˚。⋆

c< its waffle Hive, tHey wiN tHat MatcHup every NigHt Of tHe weeK >c

knowing the stuff that goes on at waffle HOUSE, waffle hive probably just tanks the explosion and moves on like nothing happens
⋆。˚ UGH. Like... reely sore tonight. SIIIIGH. ˚。⋆

7eah, it trades it in for ba(k support. do 7ou get hurt enough that 7ou need healing slime on the nightl7?

wh7 are 7ou on the front lines, that seems like a bad idea for the empress
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#OOC New and improved (short) bio of Alaina Vertai Alaina Vertai is the Planet Psikos' youngest-ever ascended Empress, being just about 30 Earth years old and reigning for over half of those (16 years). She adores gossiping and gathering secrets, and even has a small dedicated 4-person group known as "Gulls" to go out and gather rumors to funnel back to her. (art done by my friend SpookyPoopet!!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c7e8f194f0d.png
