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⋆。˚ Heyyy~ I'm Alaina~ ˚。⋆ ⋆。˚ Psikos' youngest-ever ascended Empress ˚。⋆ ⋆。˚ Don't be afraid to, like, spill some gossip with me, mk? ˚。⋆ (Ref art done by SpookyPoopet!!)

Blood: FuchsiaAge: Kult Score: 173Kull Score: 38010 followers1 following

⋆。˚ Do NOT ruin my mani-pedi day for me okay @divineDebauchery this is a warning for you ˚。⋆

Kult: +109
Kull: +105
Total: 214
Ratio: 1.04

7ou’ve alread7 probabl7 bitten off more than 7ou (an (hew there, don’t get me involved, haha.

⋆。˚ I haven't lost a fight yet, this'll be easy. ˚。⋆

fu(k, girl, now i want to (ome fu(k with 7ou.

⋆。˚ DON'T. ˚。⋆

[A sudden billow of smoke, and a paper airplane comes gliding lazily out. When opened, the words “or what?” are written there, with a dark gray lipstick mark]

<(—y0u are barkin5 up the WR5N5 fuckin5 tree 5irl, heheheheheh—)>

⋆。˚ Okay who gaf ˚。⋆

<(—y0u clearly d0, 0therwi5e y0u w0uldn't have made a wh0le fuckin5 chitt dedicated t0ward5 callin5 me 0ut 0r whatever—)>

Kull: +5
Total: 5

⋆。˚ You should've known when to fucking stop, is why!!!! ˚。⋆

<(—well im n0 0rdinary fuckin5 tr0ll y0u wh0re—)>

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Total: 5

⋆。˚ UGH. This guy won't, like, stop insisting I'M in the wrong instead of, like, taking accountability!!! Get a life!!!!! ˚。⋆

Kult: +24
Kull: +20
Total: 44
Ratio: 1.20

no but a(tuall7 what lowblood inse(urities i also don’t know what 7ou’re talking about

⋆。˚ I'm not elaborating. ˚。⋆

like in general or just to them, be(ause now i’m (urious

⋆。˚ Okay whatever I fucked up with saying that but my point still stands, that guy's annoying. ˚。⋆

⋆。˚ Like-- some people need to use their critical thinkpan skills..... ˚。⋆

Kult: +225
Kull: +225
Total: 450
Ratio: 1.00

⋆。˚ You're AWFUL to me!!!!! You're horrible!!!! ˚。⋆

<(—Y0u’re 50 entitled it5 5enuinely 5ettin5 0n my fuckin5 nerve5—)>

⋆。˚ I'm simply being myself and you HATE me for it!!! You hate pretty women!!! ˚。⋆

<(—5h. My. 50d.—)>

⋆。˚ Yeah!!! You're coming to that realization too!!! You're realizing you're a bad person!! ˚。⋆

<(—Im realizin5 that y0u NEED 50me FUCKIN5 di5cipline—)>

Kull: +5
Total: 5

⋆。˚ I'm realizing that you're not learning anything from this. ˚。⋆

⋆。˚ And I don't NEEEEEED anything YOU have to offer, mkay?? ˚。⋆

<(—What y0u need i5 50me fuckin5 manner5 0r 50me ba5ic 50ddamn decency maybe—)>

Kull: +5
Total: 5

⋆。˚ Yeah uh huh okay are we, like, done now? I've got a mani-pedi scheduled in five. ˚。⋆

⋆。˚ If I can't destroy waffle hive then IHOP has to be the next best thing ˚。⋆

Kult: +150
Kull: +150
Total: 300
Ratio: 1.00

<(—Are y0u really 5rammar checkin5 me ri5ht n0w.—)>

⋆。˚ You should know better!!! ˚。⋆

<(—55 5H5ULD Y5UUUUUUUUUUUU if y0u weren’t bein5 a bitch and n0t actively in5ultin5 me id be m0re h0w y0u expect 0r fuckin5 whatever—)>

Kull: +5
Total: 5

⋆。˚ If you weren't projecting your freaking lowblood insecurities on me... ˚。⋆

<(—I’m 50nna need a li5t 0f what exactly the hell y0u are talkin5 ab0ut h0ney—)>

⋆。˚ You know DAMN well what I mean and I shall not elaborate. Womp womp. ˚。⋆

<(—I’m n0t A5KIN5 f0r an elab0rati0n, im m0re 50 demandin5 0ne t0 an extent I f0r5et t0ne d0e5n’t really reach 0ver thr0u5h di5ital text—)>

<(—But at the 5ame time, what in the FUCK are y0u talkin5 ab0ut 5enuinely—)>

⋆。˚ Oh my COD you're DENSE. ˚。⋆

<(—IM N5T DEN5E, Y5U ARE JU5T 5AYIN5 RAND5M BULL5HIT—)>

⋆。˚ UGHHHH. Waffle Hive BLOWS. So I'm gonna BLOW it UP. ˚。⋆

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00

c< its waffle Hive, tHey wiN tHat MatcHup every NigHt Of tHe weeK >c

Kult: +10
Total: 10
@megaloMemes[MM]

knowing the stuff that goes on at waffle HOUSE, waffle hive probably just tanks the explosion and moves on like nothing happens

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Total: 5

⋆。˚ FFFUCK, you're, like, RIGHT. ˚。⋆

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⋆。˚ UGH. Like... reely sore tonight. SIIIIGH. ˚。⋆

Kult: +86
Kull: +80
Total: 166
Ratio: 1.07

7eah, it trades it in for ba(k support. do 7ou get hurt enough that 7ou need healing slime on the nightl7?

⋆。˚ When I go conquesting... ˚。⋆

wh7 are 7ou on the front lines, that seems like a bad idea for the empress

⋆。˚ It's fun getting on the battlefield, okay? ˚。⋆

\\__Perhaps_a_massage?_Warm_bath?__\\

Kult: +5
Total: 5

⋆。˚ Uh, YES. Now. Right now. ˚。⋆

Kult: +5
Total: 5

\\__I'd_offer_the_former_personally_would_that_we_share_a_planet~_The_latter_unfortunately_you'd_have_to_draw_yourself__\\

⋆。˚ I'm SOOOO sore though I can't, like, do that. ˚。⋆

Kult: +2
Total: 2

\\__Alright_that_settles_it._Booking_a_trip_now_if_you_require_that_much_aide~__\\

Kult: +5
Total: 5

⋆。˚ Oh, you're SOOOOOO kind!! ˚。⋆

Kult: +5
Total: 5

#OOC New and improved (short) bio of Alaina Vertai Alaina Vertai is the Planet Psikos' youngest-ever ascended Empress, being just about 30 Earth years old and reigning for over half of those (16 years). She adores gossiping and gathering secrets, and even has a small dedicated 4-person group known as "Gulls" to go out and gather rumors to funnel back to her. (art done by my friend SpookyPoopet!!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c7e8f194f0d.png

Kult: +47
Kull: +5
Total: 52
Ratio: 9.40

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