chittr
← @chattyKraken

˖⁺‧₊˚ Y'know I'm just remembering something else. I'm in my hive (reely luxurious palace, (a lot of you might not have one #sad), and all of a sudden there's a knock at it. I'm like "What the hell" because there should be, like, security in place!!! What am I paying those Rustbloods for, after all!! Anyways I get up from my super comfy sofa and I answer it and there's a GUY there. He's pretty cute, but there's something kinda familiar about him. You know when you look at someone's face and go "Hmm I know you" but don't know where from? Yeah, that! Anyways he's got this weird package for me and if you know me I LOOOVE presents <3 I don't let him in, one, because he's kinda dirty from GOG knows where, two, while he was cute I didn't trust him (he was an Oliveblood if that matters). He shakes the package towards me and I hear something shaking around in it!! Sounded expensive, too. We talked for a few minutes, I could tell he was enamored with me (or it was still his adrenaline dying down. I take the package and shake it a couple more times, and all this weirdo says is "special delivery from a secret admeowrerer." And it was like-- dude can't you just man up, get some globes and admit that it was from you? But then it hit me: what if some reely hot guy or girl or something else got him to deliver this to me to confess their love anonymously?! I mean, that's what the whole "secret admirer" thing was, yeah? I slam the door in excitedness and tear into it, only to find that it was a shattered necklace from, like, the bargain bin. Like, thanks, but no thanks!! Threw it out. #sorry #storytime. ˚₊‧⁺˖

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