I'M ABOUT TO GO TO 'CUPE BUT IT'S WORTH COMMENTING THAT EVERY SINGLE KARKAT THAT I'VE EVER SEEN ON HERE HAS GONE INTO A PERSONAL RANKING I KEEP. IF I'VE SEEN YOU, YES, EVEN YOU RANDOM KARKAT #827462, YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN THIS MENTAL CHECKLIST I KEEP OF EVERY VERSION OF ME THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. IF YOU'RE THINKING 'WELL, I'M A PRETTY GREAT KARKAT! I IMAGINE I'M AT THE TOP OF THIS LIST!' I GUARANTEE, YOU FECKLESS, SELF-CENTERED PRICK, YOU ARE WAY, WAY, *WAY* DOWN THE LINE. ALL THIS BEING SAID. @CHEEKYGIT IS THE WORST ONE. RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM. I HOPE HORRORTERRORS FLAY YOU FOR SPORT.
OY, YOU FUCKING CHEEKY GEEZER. YOU’VE GOT ME FUCKED OFF NOW. YOU’RE A RIGHT CRACK UP YOU ARE FOR THINKING YOU COULD SLAG ME OFF LIKE THIS IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE. HAVE A GO AT THE FUCKING BLOODY MIRROR, NOT ME, YOU’RE THE SAME BLOKE AT THE END OF THE DAY. CAN’T FLIPPITY FUCKING BELIEVE THIS. YOU ABSOLUTE VILE WASTE OF SPACE OF A TOSSER. *ESPECIALLY* AFTER I SHARED MY CHIPPY WITH YOU. WHERE IS THE BRUV CODE THESE DAYS HEY. GET FUCKING CHINNED. END OF. x
YOU MIGHT BE THE ONLY SON OF A BITCH WHO UNDERSTANDS ME, AND I MEAN THAT. IF ANYONE IS QUALIFIED TO BE AS HORRIFICALLY EMBARRASSED ABOUT THEIR 'ALT-SELVES' AS I AM, IT'S A DIRK STRIDER. THE BOTTLE IS PASSED, AND WE ARE SHARING SIGHS SO WORLD-WEARY FUCKING ATLAS IS HAVING TROUBLE WITH THEIR WEIGHT.
OH GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PUB-ADDICTED BASTARD. SO WE SHARED A MOMENT OVER FISH AND CHIPS, SO FUCKING WHAT?! IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. YOUR DISGUSTING BREAKTISH BULLSHIT MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL. NO TRUE KARKAT WOULD EVER BE FROM THE ISLES, LET ALONE FUCKING *MANTHRESHTER*. TO PUT IT SIMPLY? I'LL SLAG YOU OFF ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, YOU BLOODY TWAT. BITE ME.