
Well, so far, this place has been absolutely idiotic. And yet, awfully entertaining! It feels good to be the smartest person in a place full of morons! Hahaha, yes, it truly does... ...What do people do on this site exactly? Just. Talk about their lives?

⚞ YEAH!! their SEX lives!!! which judging by your sour fuckin attitude you ain't got much of huuuuuh? 8) #nsfw ⚟
HAH gotteM!! :o)

Well now I wouldn't describe my attitude as sour much. I understand where you get such a stupid idea, but clearly you aren't paying much attention to the nuance buried knee deep in my words. Regardless, I have no need for sex! I have much more important matters to attend to. Clearly, none of you lot can say the same.

ᐖ MR FUᑈKNIGHTS AT FORBIES?????????????????????????????????? ᐛ

⚞ i didn't fuckin ask what YOU'D describe your attitude as!!! NOR DO I CARE!!!!!!!!!!! my condolences though. i'd have a real shit disposition too, if i was """so busy""" that i didn't have time to fuck some cute bitches. i AM impressed that you subverted the 'hot old guy' trope though!!! GOOD JOB!!!!!!! ⚟

What? No. What the fuck are you saying?

I have no time to make myself hotter than I already am! If you do not like my general appeal, then so be it. But clearly that shows you just have terrible, awful taste.

ᐖ PHOEBE FATBEAR......... ᐛ

⚞ you've got no time?? bud it looks like you've put in ZERO time as it is!!!! YOUR GLASSES? DIRTY YOUR MUSTACHE? WIREY YOUR SHIRT? WRINKLED YOUR VIBES? RANCID YOUR BITCHES? ZERO ⚟

Okay you're literally just making up bullshit now. I take so much care to keep my looks well preserved and anyone with eyes would be able to tell that. Like, my glasses are spotless! That's so mean...