One day you people will stop electing me president and I will be free of Chittr.ing and your oddities.
Girl you're doing this against your will?
I was only supposed to be President for two human terms. They keep putting me in as a write-in.
were held together by duct tape and chewing gum you cant do this to us (i dont think anyone would blame you for retiring tho shits gotta be chasing greys atp)
I will continue to serve as long as constituents desire me to continue.
Stop being the best c★ndid★te then?
HAVE YOU SEEN MY CHITTR? I’M TRYING!
Your ★ttempts h★ve been thirsting ★fter ★ m★n most people ★lso thirst ★fter ★nd being re★lly fucking good ★t throwing hotdogs ★t J★ck (something everyone ★greed w★s sick)
did you see the one about the geneva conventions and renaming the grub caverns “syria”