
Insomniac with a flathead screwdriver can get a lot of things done.

I didnt even fuck up the screwdriver part I fucked up the command strip part it’s all fucking over

we are alternias strongest soldiers
YEAH we are, 1 just put 1n tw1n saw blades 1n my fuck1ng buggy

GIVE ME THE COMMAND STRIP HOOK. I AM GOING TO HANG YOU UP ON IT BY THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT. AND YOUR STRUT PODS WILL SCURRY FOR PURCHASE. AND I WILL LAUGH.

Karkat, I’m six foot three.

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO A MAN WITH A TALL STOOL AND CONVICTIONS.

I'll just hang you up there first

NOT HAPPENING. IT’S ALREADY IN MOTION. SAY GOODBYE TO THE FLOOR AND HELLO TO BECOMING WALL DECORATION.

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SEE CAS. I’VE GOT BACKUP.