Why is CASPER COOPER relegated to the role THE STRAIGHT MAN right now!?
THIS IS TRUE. THE GREEN ONE WAS ARTIFICIALLY PLACED INTO ORBIT BY YOUR LOCAL CUEBALL ASSHOLE, WHICH IS WHY BEFORUS (MY VERSION OF ALTERNIA, WHICH PREDATES THE CUEBALL'S INTERFERENCE) ONLY HAD THE ONE MOON.
ASK ONE OF THE VARIOUS ALTERNATES OF ME WHO ARE EMPLOYED ON THE GREEN MOON. THERE'S AN OXYGEN ATMOSPHERE AND A CLASSY WESTERN-STYLE MANSION AND EVERYTHING. WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE IF IT WEREN'T FOR UPPER MANAGEMENT (AND ALSO THERE'S THIS ORANGE GUY).
Please, I just learned that you guys think the universe is in frog. Can you give me a break?
DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT ONLY DO CHERUBS ACTUALLY EXIST, BUT THEY'RE ALSO A MULTIVERSAL CONSTANT THAT NATURALLY OCCURS IN EVERY UNIVERSE FROG, AND ALSO THERE'S A SIGNIFICANT POPULATION OF THEM ON THIS WEBSITE? @caliBorn MAY BE THE ASSHOLE WHO RUINED EVERYTHING. BUT GODDAMN THAT GUY CAN POST.
Oh god you've invited Caliborn to the post Why did you invite Caliborn to the post LMAO He's going to be so mad at you.
WATCH. THE THREE TO FIVE BANGER PARAGRAPHS HE'S ABOUT TO DROP WILL MOST LIKELY INCLUDE A SECTION PRAISING ME FOR ACKNOWLEDGING HIS POSTING SKILL IN ADDITION TO THE PART THAT ROASTS YOUR LACK OF SGRUB KNOWLEDGE. AFTER ALL. GAME RECOGNIZES GAME.
YOu ARE A PRESuMPTuOuS AND PREDICTABLE FuCKWIT. RINGING MY BELL IN ORDER TO TRY AND CLOuT CHASE BY REACHING BLINDLY. WITH BELLRINGING BALLSACK SLAPPING TAINTSuCK LACK OF TACT. DO YOu FEEL BIG? BEING ABLE TO MEANDER ABOuT ON THE SHOuLDERS OF A GIANT? SO HIGH ABOVE ALL ELSE. THAT THE OZONE LAYER BuRNS YOuR LuNGS. I PRAISE YOu FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY POSTING SKILL. BuT WHAT YOu COuLD NOT HAVE POSSIBLY ANTICIPATED. IS THE PART WHERE I ROAST YOuR COLLECTIVE LACK OF SGRuB KNOWLEDGE. YOu ABSOLuTE ASSMONGERS. LOOK AT THE WAY YOu SIT ABOuT. DIDDLING YOuR THuMBS. AND I DO MEAN. DIDDLING. CRAMMING THEM uP THE SuPERFLuOuSLY STRuCTuRED BuTTHOLE AND SWINGING AROuND WITH WILD OMNIDIRECTIONAL SWIPES. THAT NEVER CONNECT WITH DICK FuCK ALL. BECAuSE NO ONE WILL EVER FuCK SOMEONE. WHO DID NOT EVEN MAKE GOD TIER. BuT I MuST CONFESS. THERE IS A LEVEL OF ME. A SMALL PART OF ME. THAT IS PERFECTLY WILLING TO BEHAVE. IN MORALISTIC ALIGNMENT. WITH THE CHART THAT HAS ALL THOSE. FuCKY STuPID WHINY BITCH. OVERSIMPLIFIED LITTLE CHuNKS. THAT BREAKDOWN CONVENTIONAL MORALITY. INTO NAMETAGS. AT A FORGETTABLE BuSINESS LuNCHEON. I AM OF COuRSE. TALKING ABOuT MY ALIGNMENT. AS A "CHAOTIC GOOD". ENTJ ALSO. IN CASE YOu WERE WONDERING. IT IS IN THIS MANNER THAT I MuST PROFESS. "GAME RECOGNIZES GAME". AND WHILE YOuR STuPID DECISION TO BRING ME DOWN uPON THESE uNWORTHY PEONS. LIKE THE INVOCATION OF THE WRATH OF A GOD THAT IS ME. IT SHOuLD NOT SuRPRISE YOu. THAT THE AXIOMIC TRuTH HOLDS. TRuTH NuKING MEGATON POTENTIAL. EVEN FOR ONE AS SILLY. AND uNWORTHY. AS YOu.