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@ciderApprentice

Loyal-est of friends and most dependable of poh-nies.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 185Kull Score: 2558 followers5 following

D🍎ng ph🍏ne stubb🍏rn 🍎s 🍎 mule try'n🍎 run thru'🍎 spill'🍎 j🍎m 'n puddin', c🍏uldn't turn the thing 🍏n in f🍏rever!

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W)(------ER-E T)(-E FUCK IS RARITY

I dunn🍏!

T-------ELL M-------E I WANT )(----------------------ER!!! IF YOU VALU--------E YOUR LIF------E NOT TURNIN INTO GLU------E FIND T)(------E FUCK OUT!!!

🍏k🍎y, 🍏k🍎y! Yer 🍎s t🍎rt 🍎s 🍎 b🍎d b🍎tch'🍎 cider...

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Where'd ev'ryp🍏ny g🍏? They le🍎vin' 'lre🍎dy?

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i don't know!! rarity's prolly getting her 'Beauty sleep!' or something totally uncool.

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Bewty Sleep? 'S 🍏nly 1 🍎.M, why she gettin' sleep n🍏w?

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that's what i'm asking, AJ!!!

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H🍏w d🍏 y🍏u evehn get tihred this e🍎rly?

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dunno.

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Me either. I reck🍏n it's suhm f🍎ncy p🍎mpered schtuff.

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I'd reck🍏n I c🍏uld drink m🍏🍎r ciduh th🍎n 🍎hny🍏ne else 🍏n this here pl🍎tf🍏rm.

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PFFTT. YEAH, DREAM ON LADY. —EMBER💥

HAAA, i doubt that, AJ! nobody outdoes this pegasus when it comes to cider!!

'xcuse me, p🍎rdner. I reck🍏n I c🍏uld e🍎sily 🍏utdrink yew 🍎g🍎in.

i'd like to see you try!!!

H🍏wdy, sug🍎hcewbes!

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I und🍎hst🍎nd it perfectly.

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oh hey, i saw Big Mac on here as well a while ago. did Ponyville Get WIFI now?

Y🍏u did?

yeah a while ago. i asked him how he's typing and he said Neigh to Text

I'm juhst buckin' 🍎t th🍎 screhn 🍎n' h🍏pin' my w🍏rds g🍏 in right.

i can understand you, loud and clear

Howdy.

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H🍏wdy, Big M🍎c! H🍏w yu been d🍏in'?

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Busy. Ain't bad. You?

Figurin' 🍏ut h🍏w t🍏 use this techn🍏l🍏gy schtuff.