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@ciderApprentice

Loyal-est of friends and most dependable of poh-nies.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 237Kull Score: 3359 followers4 following
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@tactlessCamcorder[TC]

never met a dirk i could dislike to be honest that’s my kid man no matter what version of him it’s my kid man

Kult: +105
Kull: +105
Total: 210
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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
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@tiresianThaumaturge[TT]

Tuff as hell.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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love yourself
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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Knotty
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@turntwinkGodhead[TG]

this motherfucker real as shit

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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
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@tiresianThaumaturge[TT]

I don't know about that. Shit is a very real thing to be compared to. Shit has never been more real, in fact, according to the markets. This motherfucker might be quite real indeed, but to compare it to shit is a very bold claim.

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love yourself
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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User has decided to live and die by the sword.
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Knotty
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@turntwinkGodhead[TG]

this motherfucker real as uh. a big mac or something idk

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Whell, fhigure I p🍏p 🍎r🍏und f🍏r just 🍎 sec🍏nd 🍎n' I see yew here!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Oh. Howdy.

Kult: +5
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H🍏w-dee, Big M🍎c! 🍎nd h🍏w've yew been?

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…Been good. You?

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Pe🍎chier th🍎n 🍎 c🍏bbler!

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Is there a summer grilling party going on or something? I swear I see smoke! :o

Kult: +24
Kull: +15
Total: 39
Ratio: 1.60

E'rything 🍎lright?

Nope! My Pinkie sense is telling me that there's gonna be a great big FIRE soon!!

T🍎rn🍎ti🍏n! Pinkie, 🍎re y🍏u in t🍏wn right n🍏w?

Kult: +5
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D🍎ng ph🍏ne stubb🍏rn 🍎s 🍎 mule try'n🍎 run thru'🍎 spill'🍎 j🍎m 'n puddin', c🍏uldn't turn the thing 🍏n in f🍏rever!

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Total: 40
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
The Real Deal
Around these parts, this user is THE Condescension.
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@coronateCruelty[CC]

W)(------ER-E T)(-E FUCK IS RARITY

I dunn🍏!

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This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
The Real Deal
Around these parts, this user is THE Condescension.
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This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@coronateCruelty[CC]

T-------ELL M-------E I WANT )(----------------------ER!!! IF YOU VALU--------E YOUR LIF------E NOT TURNIN INTO GLU------E FIND T)(------E FUCK OUT!!!

🍏k🍎y, 🍏k🍎y! Yer 🍎s t🍎rt 🍎s 🍎 b🍎d b🍎tch'🍎 cider...

Kult: +5
Total: 5

H🍏wdy, sug🍎hcewbes!

Kult: +60
Kull: +40
Total: 100
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This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
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Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
asexual
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Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@cosmicCanine[CC]

oh hey, i saw Big Mac on here as well a while ago. did Ponyville Get WIFI now?

Y🍏u did?

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Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
asexual
love yourself
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@cosmicCanine[CC]

yeah a while ago. i asked him how he's typing and he said Neigh to Text

I'm juhst buckin' 🍎t th🍎 screhn 🍎n' h🍏pin' my w🍏rds g🍏 in right.

Howdy.

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H🍏wdy, Big M🍎c! H🍏w yu been d🍏in'?

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Busy. Ain't bad. You?

Figurin' 🍏ut h🍏w t🍏 use this techn🍏l🍏gy schtuff.

Where'd ev'ryp🍏ny g🍏? They le🍎vin' 'lre🍎dy?

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Total: 60
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i don't know!! rarity's prolly getting her 'Beauty sleep!' or something totally uncool.

Kult: +5
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Bewty Sleep? 'S 🍏nly 1 🍎.M, why she gettin' sleep n🍏w?

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that's what i'm asking, AJ!!!

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H🍏w d🍏 y🍏u evehn get tihred this e🍎rly?

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dunno.

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Me either. I reck🍏n it's suhm f🍎ncy p🍎mpered schtuff.

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🦋 oh uhm....... hi........

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Kull: +25
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.60

HIII FLUTTERSHY!!! WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@partyPony[PP]

🦋 hi pinkie its nice seeing a familiar face ☺️

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YAY!!! Rarity and Dashie and AJ are here too!!! Did you know that!! I bet they’re going to be SO happy to see you!!! I know I am!!!

@partyPony[PP]

🦋 applejack's on here too? i didnt know! :o

H🍏wdy, sug🍎hcube!

Happy apple friday.

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
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#Its #An #Addiction
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@postTagger[PT]

#Apple

Kult: +5
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@postTagger[PT]

#Apple

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#🍎pple

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I'd reck🍏n I c🍏uld drink m🍏🍎r ciduh th🍎n 🍎hny🍏ne else 🍏n this here pl🍎tf🍏rm.

Kult: +15
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HAAA, i doubt that, AJ! nobody outdoes this pegasus when it comes to cider!!

'xcuse me, p🍎rdner. I reck🍏n I c🍏uld e🍎sily 🍏utdrink yew 🍎g🍎in.

HELLOOO EVERYPONY!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Kult: +65
Kull: +35
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.86

H🍏wdy, sug🍎hcube.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

WOW YOU’RE HERE!!! HI HI HELLO!!! I sort of didn’t think you’d want to join something like this but I guess I was TOTALLY wrong!! I’m so super happy you’re here!!!

@partyPony[PP]

Well, I s🍎hw m🍎h friends 🍏n heruh 🍎n' I th🍏ught I m🍎y 🍎s well.

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How’d you get all those apples in there!!! Are you some kind of wizard!! APPLE WIZARD!!! How could you have been an apple wizard all this time and not have told me!! Was somepony threatening your life so you had to keep it a super duper secret from us!!!

@partyPony[PP]

They're 🍎ll th🍎 🍎w🍎rds I d🍏ne g🍏t fruhm my ciduh drinkin' c🍏mpetiti🍏ns.

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WOW!!! They gave you apples as awards!! That’s kind of silly because you live on an apple farm!! But I guess you can never have too many apples!!!

@partyPony[PP]

's wh🍎t I 🍎hlw🍎ys t🍏hld Big M🍎c. C🍏uld nevuh h🍎ve 'nuff 🍏f 'em, even when y🍏u g🍏t 🍎 f🍎rmful 🍏f 'em.

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