♣ mediated by @circulatoryAlchemist
every day that troll posts i lose approximately three days off my lifespan

ughhh you promise it fixes my bones and dont just regroww more bone wwhere the bone broke
YOU LITERALLY DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN NAME RIGHT NOW

Please excuse the crude language, but thiis iis absolute hoovbeast manure. >::‹ All the local shops that hafe sold 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks iin the past hafe been completely sold out ov them vor the last periigee and apparently won't receiife any new shiipments untiil next sweep. IIt iirks me as thiis was the /fery/ last vlafored tub that was empty and now the entiire alphabetiical viiliing system iis lopsiided. IIv someone out there manages to happen upon a store that sells the miissiing vlafor please do briing iit to my attentiion so that II may riight thiis wrong to the system ov organiizatiion and all that iis dear. IImage attached to help wiith thiis hunt. >::≀

Nϕ w)(ere near w)(ϕever yϕu are making reference tϕϕ. But, nϕ ϕne and I mean Nϕ ϕNE picks ϕn my mϕireel. Understϕϕd.

)(ey tϕϕt)(gap. Back ϕff my prince. Gϕt t)(at bub.

um... forgive me, are wizards distasteful or summat? im verae proud t' be a wizard in th' making, n' im no' a fan o' your tone am i missing context or?
you were on the floor after bone hurt slow potion combo, name one thing useful youve done

(≧▽≦): Dφn't Yφu Dare Call )(im Stupid.
