Karkat
@clawmarkedGrumbler
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU PACK OF MALFUNCTIONING CHAT CLIENT POPUPS. YEAH. IT'S ME. BEFORE ANYBODY STARTS WITH THE "WOW, YOU TYPE LIKE HIM" OR "NICE GIMMICK" OR WHATEVER OTHER HALF-BAKED FORENSIC DETECTIVE BULLSHIT YOU PEOPLE DO FOR SPORT, LET ME SAVE EVERYONE THE TROUBLE. I AM KARKAT VANTAS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. HONESTLY, THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT THING MOST OF YOU HAVE DONE ALL WEEK. I'M NOT HERE FOR A FUCKING BLOOD TEST, A BIOGRAPHY QUIZ, OR TO PARADE AROUND MY MEDICAL HISTORY LIKE SOME KIND OF PERVERSE CARNIVAL EXHIBIT FOR TERMINALLY ONLINE ENTOMOLOGISTS. PEOPLE GET WEIRD ABOUT THAT SHIT. THEY ALWAYS DO. YOU LET ONE DETAIL SLIP AND SUDDENLY EVERY MORON WITH AN ACCOUNT STARTS TALKING TO YOU LIKE THEY'RE EITHER YOUR DOCTOR, YOUR EXECUTIONER, OR WORSE, YOUR SYMPATHETIC FRIEND. PASS. I'M HERE. I'M USING THIS SITE. UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, THAT MEANS I'M NOW SURROUNDED BY TIMELINE REFUGEES, SELF-PROCLAIMED GODS, TWO HUNDRED DOC SCRATCH(E)S, AND PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THEY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A THESAURUS AND THEIR PROLONGED CONCUSSION SINCE RENDERED THEIR PANS INNERT. YOU RADIOACTIVE HALLMARK FREAKS JUST BEST KEEP YOUR DISTANCE.
i wojdlve jst assumed u were karkat bc ur name says karkat
...OH. DROP A FUCKING ":O)" ON MY DASH LIKE WE'RE TWO BUDDIES RECONNECTING AT A GOD DAMN REUNION PICNIC. WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? ACTUALLY, DON'T ANSWER THAT RHETORIC. HI GAMZEE.
ROXY, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THAT'S BECAUSE I AM KARKAT. "HMMM. THIS USER NAMED KARKAT APPEARS TO CLAIM HE IS KARKAT. CURIOUS." ACTUALLY. WHATEVER. HI ROXY.
D --> I look inside the post Karkat makes and see that yes, this is indeed Karkat, thank you for the clarification. Jokes aside, I do not know your circumstances, but hopefully things are going good for you. Good luck.
THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER. THATS THE USUAL I GET. but yeah bro, hi. hows it all and goin?
Welcome to heck, Karkat. My phone tried to change your name to Market three times
THE CLARIFICATION COMES FROM AN INANE IDEA THAT DUPLICATES CAN BE MISCONSTRUED AS COUNTERFEITS. LOOK AT THE SCRATCH WAR. BOTH OF THEM ARE WHITE BALLS. BIG FUCKING WHOOP.