
^^ The fuck is a felt? ^^

It's that shit people make costumes and do arts and crafts out of

^^ Seems like a poor vector for theming a party around, but I can think of several worse things this site has celebrated. ^^ ^^ /\nd imagine the itching. Yuck! ^^

The SWEATING. and they want it to be fucking greeen

^^ Disgusting, really. But between a lame party for sweaty nerds and the bi-weekly bulge-sanding parties the people on this platform get up to, I'll take the awkward sweaty nerds. ^^

I'm gonna stay home and talk shit on the internet instead, I think.

when you experience emotion you go like ah felt and then that moment is shared between the two of yall

^^ Engaging in the national pastime, good for you. ^^

^^ /\h, I've been enlightened. Thank you. ^^

Shit. True.