My human name? Very funny. You thought you would get a hint of my actual name? ... Anyway, one of the humans I used to hang out with told me I look like a Skye. You can call me that too if you like. But remember, it is not my name.
√(I mean I don't think the ones Casper's handing out are anywhere near people's actual names, so.)²
Very true. I was being playful, don't worry. I am aware however that my deadpan tone does make it very difficult to tell, apologies.
I struggle to lie, so genuine is kind of the thing I have to be. Thank you. You can be an asshole if you like, but I just tend to block people if they are too annoying, so keep it sensible, okay?
√(I'm mostly just a self-aware know-it-all who tries to make people fall on their own proverbial swords. Does that sound alright with you?)²
I don't mind that. I already have one of those that I enjoy. I suppose there is no harm in another.
It had better not. You won't be taking the top spot in my mental rankings even if you try. But I'm sure we can get along regardless.
√(Oh I do NOT need the top slot, trust me. But I will absolutely take what I can get)²