Hi friends!!! When the sun sets I think I'm gxnna treat myself... Expensive clxthes and gxxd fxxd... It's been sx lxng... Txx lxng!!!
Xh!!! Sxrry!!! I gxt sx excited tx say "it's a pleasure" that I fxrgxt tx intrxduce myself huh... X((( I'm Sxzmet Hearez!!! I study ghxsts and stuff :)))
...Ahg!!! Wait!!! I meant GhxstWriter!!! Nxt... Ahggg!!! X(((
Ha ha ha clam down there I was just messin' with way. It's good to meet ya Soz. I'm guessin' ya already know but I'm your friendly neighborhood Problem Sleuth, stretchin' his wings out to the fine folk of Alternia. So do you write about ghosts or....
Yup!!! Investigative jxurnalist... I'm alsx a member xf the revxlutixn which is why it is very impxrtant my name remains hush-hush!!! !!! !!! :(((
Oh the revolution ey? Well I'm somethin' of a rebel, a fighter like you. So I'll keep things mum don't you worry. Still investigative journalism's a step below sleuthing, and ghosts don't fuck 'round. Sounds like you really got potential here to be a real firestarter. I mean ya can't fist fight a ghost so if you can take 'em down a livin' fella is like easy mode.
Xh I'm nx buster... Least nxt in the typical sense... They dxn't warrant that treatment since they aren't usually malignant!!! If yxu listen tx them yxu usually find xut that they dxn't tend tx even wanna still be xn Alternia X))) They're full xf remxrse... It's usually what links them tx the realm xf the living... Cure that and they'll get sxme rest... Trxlls... Very much are malignant at times... I can't cure every trxll's remxrse because sxmetimes they just want yxur head... I'd say they're hard-mxde usually!!!
Sounds like ghost bustin' is a little more complicated than I gave it credit for, and a lot more like sleuthin' than I thought. It's kinda like takin' cases except your client don't pay if you think about it.
They dxn't xwe me anything!!! They're suffering and I'm helping them... That's enxugh fxr me :))) (plus it's always nice tx learn mxre stuff abxut the things I lxve!!!) Xn that txpic I alsx study cryptids!!! Which is... A lxt... Mxre difficult surprisingly!!! Sx much mxre varied and skittish...
A real renaissance man with a heart of gold, ey? Well I can't say know nothin' about cryptids neither, I say if ya do what you love it don't ever feel like work. Pay's nice but it's better to live by a set-a principles y'know? Too many comforts make ya soft, and nobody loves a soft-boiled fella.
Renaissance man... I've never been given such an hxnxurable title befxre... It feels a little strange...!!! X))) It's... Yeah... There isn't really mxney in xppxsing the empire... But I'm happy!!! Sx yeah... Principles and stuff :)))