← @malleablePersonage

How may I shape your reality? (Night time edition)

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25

I FEEL LIKE MY WIFE HAS BEEN PULLING AWAY FROM ME THESE LAST 70 YEARS.. COULD YOU SHAPE MY REALITY TO BRING HER BACK TO ME? IF THAT'S TOO BIG OF AN ASK COULD YOU MAKE IT SO THE DOORDASH PEOPLE STOP OPENING UP OUR MCDONALDS ORDERS AND EATING HALF THE FRIES BEFORE THEY GET TO US?

Kult: +2
Total: 2

No making anyone fall in love, no wishing for more- I mean. I can definitely do the doordash thing, and with regards to your love life... have you talked to her about it? Maybe it's a matter of getting back to why you fell in love in the first place?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

THAT HAD HONESTLY NEVER CROSSED MY MIND TO DO.. I'LL BE BRINGING THIS UP TO HER AT OUR NEXT WEEKLY SCHEDULED DATE AT OUR LOCAL DENNYS FOR BREAKFAST. HER "DIABOLIC LAUGHTER" DID ENDEAR ME A CENTURY AGO AND MAYBE I'VE GROWN TOO COMPLACENT WITH IT SINCE.. AS A THANK YOU PLEASE EXPECT A DRONE AT YOUR ADDRESS IN THE COMING HOURS. (AND A DOORDASH GIFTCARD.)

Kult: +2
Total: 2

I read somewhere you can't spell mwahahaha without mwah.