𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Today is a very special day, no, not that it is Easter... Per happenstance would any of you be free today to assist me in performing our CIVIC DUTY? Spring is here, a-spring is here. Life is skittles, and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year Is the spring, I do, don't you?.. Course you do! But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me And makes every Sunday... a treat for meeeee! #VIOLENCE #DEATH #POISON #PIGEONS #PARK #GORE #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/451c130ff8f4.png *If you know the lyrics, sing along and help me!* All the world seems in tune On a spring afternoon When we're poisoning pigeons in the park! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Every Sunday you'll see My sweetheart and me As we poison the pigeons in the park When they see us coming The birdies all try an' hide, But they still go for peanuts When coated with cyan-hide. The sun's shining bright, Everything seems all right When we're poisoning pigeons in the park!! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 We've gained notoriety And caused much anxiety In the Audubon Society With our games. They call it impiety And lack of propriety And quite a variety of unpleasant names. But it's not against any religion To want to dispose of... a pigeon!!! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 So, if today you are free, Why don't you come with me, And we'll poison the pigeons in the park. And maybe we'll do In a squirrel or two While we're poisoning pigeons in the park! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment, Except for the few we take home to experiment. My pulse will be quickenin' With each drop of strychnine We feed to a pigeon It just takes a smidgin To poison a pigeon in the park. *Takes a bow* 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀