chittr
← @comedicCanis

🐾"jUst oNe last meal before i hit the 'cUPe!" i say, so coNfideNtly as i hold the PaN to fliP my eggs oNly to watch iN Utter horror as Not oNly do i *miss* the PaN, bUt it also laNds oNto the grill aNd immediately catches *fire*. rUiNiN' the stovetoP, my food, aNd PissiN' off my hivestem maNager 'N Neighbors with the chaos 'x( maybe this is why i'm a comediaN aNd Not a cook!! golly... had oNe job aNd weNt UP 'N blew it! 'x( hehe,

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67

🐾this oNe aiN't eveN a joke it's jUst awfUl x( x( the oNly joke here is *me* !! x( hehe,

Kult: +2
Total: 2

🐾'm UNharmed 'N sUch bUt the oNly thiNg damaged is my coNfideNce iN haNdliN' a stovetoP for the Next lil' while 'x( aPPreciate the sUPPort regardless bUt hoo boyyy... 'm hittiN' the 'cUPe after 'm doNe sortiN' this mess 'N takiN' a NaP so loNg i may as well he ProPerly sleePiN' the rest of the Night away while i get my PaN oN straight, hehe,