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Looked more into SBURB considering apparently the impending doom is in fact getting closer and closer and it took a bit, but I found a few guides. They all stop super suddenly after various points but I'm sure it cant be as complex as these bastards are trying to make it seem. Not touching the game until I'm completely prepped though. Typical doomsday shit. Gathering nonperishable foods, getting my affairs' in order... that sorta shit. I have a few copies but I think anyone I'm close with would call me insane and send me to the ward if I tried to explain the worlds ending and we have to play some awful game that will inevitably kill you LOL. It's fine. Don't got many friends anyways. So far what I'm gathering is that there's machines that can be placed down for free and that they're hella important and shit. I'm trying to comprehend the shit in these guides but half of them are just straight up panicked blabbering. Not like I don't understand. Worlds ending so...

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@melindaandThemoor[MT]

You'll know it by my former screen name, tentacleTherapist.

There is no good one unfortunately. Seems most of the guides are from beta playtesters before the game was fully launched. Seems they're from a few days ago. Weirdest part is I've been getting this things disk in the mail for WEEKS.

Thank you! It was an extremely useful walkthrough, albeit a little verbose.

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@melindaandThemoor[MT]

https://cool-and-new.fandom.com/wiki/Rose%27s_walkthrough

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Appreciated MT. Going to read through it because it actually seem comprehendible.

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@melindaandThemoor[MT]

I needed to be as thorough as possible. Though I'll concede back then I had a little proclivity to overextend with my texts.

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My uh, my mom you mean, right? What for? What'll happen?

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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Yoou doon't want too accidentally crush her

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Got it... Jesus christ. Crushing shit with items in the building menu is possible... writing that down.

Your unfiltered prose is beautiful ,i think it would be more suited to a novel or poem. That being said, you clearly did not have the time during that stage of your play through to go back, clarify, reduce, and prioritize important information. I doubt the traumatic memory is one anyone would want to have to go back and read through in detail in the aftermath, either. The process of having your life and home uprooted is not... pleasant. Leave it the way it is. It might teach some education allergic assholes a few new vocabulary terms.

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