Alys Carroll
@catnapCaterpillar
Alys Carrol She/Her 27y/o New Minnesota, Mars Administrative Secretary for XRSize Product Development. Hi, I'm Alys. I like hotdish, coleus, purple, reading and gaming. ((page of rage))
Hi, I'm Alys. Since this is my very first post on Chittr, let me introduce myself in more detail. I'm 27, and I'm from the Mars colony of New Minnesota. My favorite food is hot dish, I like to raise coleus plants and I like to read and play video games in my spare time. Oh, and my favorite color is purple. I really like to play overwatch, marvel rivals, risk of rain, slime rancher, and just about any game honestly. It's something to do to take my mind off of my mind numbingly boring desk job. Gotta get that bread though, right? Biofarms just can't provide the same kick. I don't do social media very much, but I figured I should break my social isolation streak and actually talk to people who aren't my coworkers for once. On the bright side, that also means I get to gossip about all the silly stuff happening up here in peace! I have a bunch of funny stories to tell. So many! I'm going to spill all of the tea, as one might say. Every single drop, in fact. Now that I've typed your ears off, how about an ice breaker question. What is your favorite pizza topping, and why? ((ooc: Art Album https://imgur.com/a/alys-carroll-page-of-rage-3USHvey ((ooc: reference: https://i.imgur.com/HMvWn1o.png
((https://i.postimg.cc/nVjvKzTr/Waitingfortheend.png)) The Teradome shielding infrastructure is projected to experience a catastrophic failure, anticipating high-impact celestial event. Awaiting cross-functional support from key stakeholders, co-players. Local disaster shields deployed. Emergency protocols engaged. Positioning in the airlock for optimal levels of structural security. Acquired essential items; x1 SPACEWALKING SUIT, x1 SURVIVAL HATCHET, x1 SURVIVAL MULTI TOOL, x5 EMERGENCY RATION BARS x1, x5 INSTA HYDRATING CAPSULES, HYGIENE SPRAY x1 SPACESUIT REPAIR KIT, x1HYDRO-SYNTHESIZER, x1 OXYGEN GENERATOR, x1 WASTE DISPOSAL UNIT, X1 PRINCEFUR MCPUFFY PANTALOONS THE FIRST, x1 STANDARD ISSUE SPACERPET(tm) PET CARRIER, x5 EMERGENCY PET RATION PACKET, a PAWS AND CLAWS SPACERPET SUIT(tm), MARSGUIDE AI HOUSEHOLD REGULATOR PROBE. I will engage in feline interaction to facilitate emotional regulation and stress mitigation
Godspeed. M★y the Lux ★rrow guide your p★th.
7ou’ll get through this. this is just step one
The current environment has undergone a critical pivot, necessitating an immediate transition from discretionary engagement to a high-stakes operational necessity. My personal residential asset is now facing significant existential risk, rendering the previous leisure-based paradigm obsolete. In retrospect, the allocation of additional labor hours would have optimized long-term resource stability and mitigated current exposure to these unforeseen volatility factors. #sburb
7eah this is wh7 7ou got rea(hed out to. let us know, 7eah? we (an give a pointer or two
Per your inquiry, I’d like to request some clarity on the operational protocols for the workbenches.
righto! entr7 walkthrough! a (lassi(! (ra(ks knu(kles. 7ou should have three ma(hines. an al(hemiter {big round platform with a smaller platform}, a (ruxtruder {big base, tube on top with a (rank and a lid}, and a totem lathe {this one's just a lathe, reall7}. 7ou should also have a prepun(hed (ard. if 7ou are missing an7 of these, s(ream at someone until 7ou get them. now that 7ou have all of them, 7ou need to remove the lid from the (ruxtruder. this means hitting it with some for(e. if 7ou (an't, get 7our server to drop a (hair or something on it. this will release 7our kernelsprite, a ball of flashing light this is reall7 important, al7s - throw something into it. an7thing. if 7ou (omplete entr7 without doing this, 7ou fu(ked up and the whole thing's a loss. enemies will take properties from that, so keep that in mind, but strong enemies 7ou (an deal with. now that something's been protot7ped, turn the (rank on the (ruxtruder. this will produ(e a (ruxite dowel. put it in the spot in the totem lathe with the prepun(hed (ard in the (ard slot and it will (arve it into a totem. put this totem on the smaller platform on the al(hemiter. this will produ(e... something. it varies for ea(h person. something 7ou'll have to do something with. upon (ompletion of whatever puzzle or task, 7ou will have (ompleted entr7. first step of man7!
i got a friend who's about to start pla7ing so i'm gonna tag her to read this too. @neonallnight he7 here's a guide for getting into the game
thank you! :)
I'm not sure why multiple individuals have such peculiar things to say about my gaming plans this evening, but it's alright. I'll keep it in mind for later.
=oXO oh dear'''' um, good luck¡ =oXO
I have some time this evening, so I plan on playing this fascinating new videogame with some new friends. It's an odd lobby, but it will do.
No, I tired of that one awhile ago. It's fun, but you can only play an arcade title so many times before it exhausts its appeal.
oh bo7. well. 7ou’ve got some vets here, i think, so feel free to ask if 7ou need help
I CAN ASSURE YOU, IT IS A GAME FAR MORE REWARDING WHEN PLAYED ALONE.
I think I'll be fine. I've played quite a few games in this genre, I'm sure I'll get the hang of it in no time.
That seems counter intuitive to a multiplayer game, I think I'll pass.
still. offer’s open
Fun fact; The original colonists on mars were not in fact living people who volunteered to go themselves, but rather cloned people derived from volunteered DNA scheduled to be duplicated after interplanetary transfer. It was not possible at that time to transport enough live people to maintain genetic diversity in a space colony. All of the first generation colonists were lab grown by androids, which were supervised by human astronauts who happened to be from Minnesota, hence the colony's name; New Minnesota, Mars. Since we seem to be discussing cloning. I suppose that means I am a descendant of clones. Does that make me a clone, or not?
I encountered an interesting new hiring applicant today while taking job interviews. Not only was it a completely obvious AI fabrication, all of his credentials were a lie. One of them was from a fake university that doesn't even exist. Why do these idiots always forget that we have access to background check databases? It's disappointing, we really need more developers on the programming team right now. The team lead is overwhelmed. Hiring has been almost impossible since corporate rolled out those new application filters. I don't even get to see half of the files anymore. Hopefully the university expo for interns will yield better results next week.
Do well in school, go to college, get a good job and make lots of money, then travel the galaxy and maybe have some children if I can afford it once I feel settled. I might be boring, my aspirations in life are very average.
Troubleshooting. @masterCuller is there any particular reason you keep hating my posts? Genuine curiosity, as most of the conversations you've aggressed had nothing to do with you at all. Update: I see. Do consider getting a life. As confused by your choices as I am, you will eventually be drowned out by the cacophony of other voices. Or, you'll get bored. Update2: Hate tally: 31 posts The commitment to the bit is almost impressive. Is it considered a social media milestone to acquire your first dedicated hater?
Got ★ few users who just do th★t
It's a thing they do. Sometimes it'll like or pity if you've said something really good.
I am more confused by the dedication to going after dozens of my posts than I am about a singular incident. The dedication to being irked by me is surprising, and almost impressive.
Obligatory brandy old fashioned after the work week slog of pretentious office jargon and paperwork.
Recently, I finished dealing with the most obtuse workplace drama. Let's talk about it! For the characters involved, I will be referring to them as Cat, Rabbit and Dog. Anyone with common sense understands that dating among coworkers is always a dubious situation, and this incident was no different. Prior to about a month ago, Cat and Dog were working in the programming department together peacefully. Cat and Dog were also exclusive romantic partners. The calm was then disrupted when Rabbit transferred teams due to a personality mismatch, which should've been the first red flag. All hell breaks loose as it becomes clear that Dog has been dating both Cat and Rabbit at the same time, promising both parties exclusivity. Instead of requesting a team change like before, Rabbit decides the best course of action for them is to begin engaging in petty, frivolous, reporting to HR for every single teeny tiny possible reason they can find. Like clockwork, Cat retaliates in the same fashion. For the next month I am funneling conversations from HR, to cat and rabbit, and back again. Every time a complaint goes through, I have to process about a dozen emails worth of investigation in between, leaving me very little time at all to do my management duties like scheduling, correspondence, hiring and delegation. I am talking everything from cat reporting rabbit for bringing a weapon into the office(It was a potted cactus), to rabbit reporting her back for "hoarding the staplers" which was just rabbit putting her stapler in cat's office(There were cameras, it wasn't sneaky.) Transferring Dog to a different unit did not help in the slightest; I wish it were so simple. Both Cat and Rabbit were brilliant programmers, so it would've been a shame to lose either of them. Had that not been the case, I would not have hesitated for so long. Moreover, I had no guarantee that if I removed one or the other, that they wouldn't turn on Dog and start doing it in that direction instead, or sue the company for favoritism. To avoid the hassle of being sued for choosing cat over rabbit or vice versa, they were both laid off for workplace harassment. Other incidents included rabbit planting a spoiled egg in cat's desk, cat swapping a fourth coworker's lunch into rabbit's lunch bag so it would appear stolen, rabbit reporting cat for being distracted and not working outside of break hours(she was just listening to music,) and cat putting extremely spicy pepper sauce on her lunch, sneaking the condiment bottle into the community fridge, and then accusing rabbit of putting the hot sauce on her food. Sometimes, I genuinely wonder if I'm living in an episode of The Office.
Hi, I'm Alys. Since this is my very first post on Chittr, let me introduce myself in more detail. I'm 27, and I'm from the Mars colony of New Minnesota. My favorite food is hot dish, I like to raise coleus plants and I like to read and play video games in my spare time. Oh, and my favorite color is purple. I really like to play overwatch, marvel rivals, risk of rain, slime rancher, and just about any game honestly. It's something to do to take my mind off of my mind numbingly boring desk job. Gotta get that bread though, right? Biofarms just can't provide the same kick. I don't do social media very much, but I figured I should break my social isolation streak and actually talk to people who aren't my coworkers for once. On the bright side, that also means I get to gossip about all the silly stuff happening up here in peace! I have a bunch of funny stories to tell. So many! I'm going to spill all of the tea, as one might say. Every single drop, in fact. Now that I've typed your ears off, how about an ice breaker question. What is your favorite pizza topping, and why? ((ooc: Art Album https://imgur.com/a/alys-carroll-page-of-rage-3USHvey ((ooc: reference: https://i.imgur.com/HMvWn1o.png
Cccheese... Bbecause it's uncontroversial.. A,and doesn't attract attention.......
Let's rephrase this to emphasize a more positive outlook. Cheese is one of the top three most essential pizza ingredients, along with the crust and sauce. It offers both universal appeal and serves as a familiar comfort point. It is delicious, satisfying and nostalgic.
Hi! Nice to meet you Im Celi Currently interning over the summer at a ranch on Earth C My favorite pizza topping would probably be spinach I think it goes real nice with a chicken pizza
That sounds wonderful! Personally, when I have spinach on my pizza I prefer it with sausage, mushrooms and Alfredo sauce. Chicken is good too, though. We might have similar tastes.
Oh your proposed topping set does sound good! :D And yes I like the job quite a lot Ideally Id do a little less menial work once Im graduated but I like waking up super early and riding around in the grey
I, gguess.. I dunno... I wouldn't call it as important as the crust or sauce.. Ppizza Marinara doesn't have cheese, bbut it does have sauce. Sso, cheese isn't essential.