John Doe
@compulsiveObsession
Hi! My name is ɿɘvo⅃ᴎɘƚƚoǫɿoꟻɘʜT, but you may call me John Doe! I just love love LOVE meeting new faces! I know you will love me too. You WILL love me. ◉⃝◉
I bet you smell good this late at night. :)
♡ I SMELL LIEK BLOOD AND SWEAT AND ROT BUT MOSTLY BLOOD ♡
I've always wanted to see some of this... "Troll blood", still! It's becoming an insatiable craving! Like staring at food through a screen you know you can't get your hands on in person. #violence
c< i MeaN.... iM williNg! >c
c< yeaH! ive gOt frieNds wHO i let driNK My blOOd ON OccasiON! >c
I heard you lot come in different colors! Is that true!? What color are you then!? Does it taste differently depending on color? SO. MANY. QUESTIONS!
c< we dO! iM purple, aNd it dOes taste differeNt depeNdiNg ON tHe cOlOr! >c
You foll mystify a Regular Guy like me so so SO much!!! I'm happy to have a volunteer! Though, unsure how you'll get me any of your ichor. :/
c< well, it alsO tastes differeNt eveN aMONg caste MeMbers, sOMe peOple i KNOw aMONg tHe saMe caste Have iNcredibly differeNt flavOrs! >c
Sounds absolutely like a wonder to behold! Just leave a small jar of it outside your bedroom door, and it'll be gone lickity-split. :) Don't ask how.
c< dONt wOrry! ive gOt frieNds wHO caN Help witH tHat, plus, if MeMOry serves, i caN dO tiMe sHit 2 get basically aNywHere! >c
there are PEOPLE OUT THERE who are NOT who they claim to be. SPLASH WATER on your nearest individual. SEE IF THEIR GREY PAINT WASHES OFF.
...uhhhHHHH [languishingLoqaciously has uploaded a video!] [It is a shaky clip filmed at a diagonal. A bare room with a broken window can be seen in the shot. It looks abandoned. There is dark blood on the floor, either brown or burgundy; it's hard to tell.]
...hey what the actual fuck does this mean?! ... you're not even a highblood so why are you saying shit like that to me like what???
Because all of you "trolls" and your blood are so so SO interesting!!! I always have wanted a taste! It's driving me NUTS that I haven't had any yet! Would you give me some? Promise I'll only take a little. :) #violence
Pleeeeease? Even a drop would make me the happiest Regular Guy EVER!!!
I wonder if I can make myself look like you... "Trolls". Hmn...
I'm pretty sure I answered it plenty well... :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0a97170368c1.jpg
//I would advise none of you interact with the creature that wears the skin of a human. It will latch onto those who give it attention.//
My, you're such a charmer!!! A post about ME! :) I will be watching you next! You seem really interesting!
>> The creature that what?? ? Who?? <:<
My vessel may, but I myself won't be! You will only be seeing me in your house. You lot look so peaceful in your sleep...
//Ignore it. It seems my warning has caught it's attention.//
I will find you, and I will love love LOVE you! Don't you worry at all! :)
Enamel, cartilage, bone, marrow, skin, muscle, fat, keratin. All so valuable, all so precious, all equally as edible. :) #gore
OOO! Especially the way fat content melts in your mouth!!! Really, quite a delicacy. I don't need it nearly as much though, sadly.
YES!!! All I mostly require is enamel for this vessel to blend in with the rest of the humans in my city! It took a lllot of small critter to consume, and some work on details, but I think I got it down! Thanks for the compliment! :)
I, er... Can't. Physically type it out, it's not within standard tongue! But the mayor of my area only calls us "Regular Guy". Because that IS what we are! Indeed...
I have a feeling I will know more of you, than you know of me. But you'll never know that yourself... Heheh.