"nah, we have a funny th1ng go1ng on"
"exactly. see, they say they are thoroughly bemused and are never bored desp1te the occas1onal hard labor. though 1 have to say th1s myself because they wr1te exactly what 1 say 1nstead of answer1ng you themselves"
"you could just make your own ch1ttr account you know"
"oh, th1s 1s funn1er to you? what the hell, sure, who am 1 to compla1n""