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← @congruentAttitude

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Kult: +40
Kull: +47
Total: 87
Ratio: 0.85

so should i just start calling you fucking step dad now is this what my life has come to this is not the family baby dave dreamed about but i guess its the one im getting

Kult: +2
Total: 2

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the kind that didnt make him weep in despair

Kult: +2
Total: 2

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maybe you should be the step dad that leaves to get milk and never comes back

Kult: +7
Total: 7

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Kull: +5
Total: 5

you will never win my affections you jezebel

Kult: +12
Total: 12

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